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Vampire Matt
@mattsayshello.bsky.social
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Socialist | ADHD | Tattoos | Arsenal | He/Him Bradley from S Club 7 once called me an idiot
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I’m ready for the world to end. We had our chance
Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying
Same. Being in the UK I’ve missed hearing our politicians speak with this level of integrity.
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The emphasis he puts on "black" is a master stroke tbf
Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Sigh. I have no hope they will.
Me googling: “Is Max Dowman eligible for the Ballon d’Or?”
Glad the 2nd half has been a bit more exciting for you mate! 👍
I’m so happy for Gyökeres. His muted celebration feels more like relief than anything. He kept his head down and never stopped running.
Light work. Wasn’t worried for a second.
Raya is just trying to bring some excitement to the game. I respect it.
I was at a wedding once where the groom was so teary they made him cut his vows short!
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They can strip you of all their titles babe, but you will *always* be Nonce Andrew to me hun 🤗
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Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.
Yep. Exactly how I imagined.
Yep yep yep. They know exactly what they’re doing.