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Vampire Matt

Vampire Matt

@mattsayshello.bsky.social

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Socialist | ADHD | Tattoos | Arsenal | He/Him Bradley from S Club 7 once called me an idiot

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Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · Mar 20

TAX WEALTH NOT WORK

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 2h

I’m ready for the world to end. We had our chance

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 10d

Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3h

Same. Being in the UK I’ve missed hearing our politicians speak with this level of integrity.

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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23h

The emphasis he puts on "black" is a master stroke tbf

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 1d

Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 1d

Yes!!!!

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh. I have no hope they will.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 1d

Me googling: “Is Max Dowman eligible for the Ballon d’Or?”

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 2d

They should turn off their DM’s

Forbes @forbes.com · 3d

The company said it received “unsolicited interest” from “multiple parties.”

Warner Bros. Discovery Considers Sale—Stock Jumps 10%

The company said it received “unsolicited interest” from “multiple parties.”

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

Decent

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

Current mood

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

👍👍👍👍

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

I want 4 more!!!!

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

Glad the 2nd half has been a bit more exciting for you mate! 👍

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

I’m so happy for Gyökeres. His muted celebration feels more like relief than anything. He kept his head down and never stopped running.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

That run from MLS!

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

MLS!!!!!

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

Light work. Wasn’t worried for a second.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

Raya is just trying to bring some excitement to the game. I respect it.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 3d

I love this!!

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 4d

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 4d

I was at a wedding once where the groom was so teary they made him cut his vows short!

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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 6d

They can strip you of all their titles babe, but you will *always* be Nonce Andrew to me hun 🤗

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 17

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Orange Tabby cat, Greg, standing tall on his hind toe beans with front paws stretched straight in the air trying to catch a catnip bubble floating above his head.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 4d

Yep. Exactly how I imagined.

Vampire Matt @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 4d

Yep yep yep. They know exactly what they’re doing.