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Maxjes
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4h
Good to see that Studio 0 has maintained the culture of “endless stream where fuck all is announced“ from P-Studio.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 12h
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13h
Time to watch the Mariners bat

The Seattle Mariners
“There is no escape” death screen from Hades
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13h
Regular Season Baseball is like watching the cousins play at the cookout, you can talk about whatever as it happens and enjoy a nice afternoon with some beer and food.

Post Season Baseball is like feeling 1000 needles of stress on every single pitch.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 14h
The idea of a playoff just doesn't seem to jive with motorsport.

"McLaren hasn't actually won Constructors, they need to win the last 4 races" sounds insane because it is.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 14h
I'm going to have an anxiety attack watching DET-SEA Game 5 Extra Innings and I am cool with both teams.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21h
(Yes I know the founder was from a cattle family in Iowa, I’m still pretty sure this is how it went down)
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21h
How are we selling personal computers?

COWS

But what does that have to do with…

COWS

I don’t understand the

275 MILLION IN REV, MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23h
We have long talked about Gamers vs gamers, but every day I worry there are far more of the former than I think.

I know the grumlings are louder than they are numerous, but they’re still really fucking loud.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 1d
putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 1d
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Oh good, it’s the same shit across the pond
The Onion’s “Republican Party Attracting More Youth Who Already Look Like Old Men Than Ever Before” Headline
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Protocol 3: Protect The Rim
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
”31 other teams let Bill get Cam Newton” was a fun narrative for a few weeks before that pesky reality kicked in.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Correctly Partitions New England into the greater NYC area, Hartford to Boston area, and the people who live in the woods of upper NE.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Semi-related: The last good to great U2 Song was Cedars of Lebanon, where Bono writes as someone other than himself (a burnout journalist in Beirut) for the first time in… ever?

At some point maybe you just gotta put on personas Tyler the Creator style to get juice from the squeeze.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
Being as respectful to Taylor as I can… she won? How does anyone write music as the everygirl when you reached the summit, have a devoted fanbase without equal, got your entire discography back, and got THE football guy you were writing lovelorn songs about when you were 19.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2d
DAAAAA Woke
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Representation is important [Gamer]
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Many such cases
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
The Burger King Kids Club would kill a modern day reactionary.
The various kids of the BKKC, complete with signatures.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Dubal don’t lie
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 4d
Bud Lite, aka It’s still selling after a month of wailing and gnashing of teeth from the usual suspects?

Seems spot on tbh.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d
“Congrats on being remembered for something other than that fumble, now go away”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d
Country Over, Party

Veep ass slogan.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 5d
Begrudgingly agreeing that there is a masculinity crisis because guys are failing to make it over even the previous incredibly low bars.

Guys are not being dudes out here on these streets.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 5d
Amazed at the number of guys who are willing to give interviews about how since they didn’t find love with women they found love with the computer that’s poisoning people in black neighborhoods
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