Mechtroid
@mechtroid.bsky.social
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mechtroid.bsky.social
The romance of a mecha pilot fusing with her steel body so deeply, controlling it as an extension of her self. The two of you are one. A new species. Beautiful and terrible in your capability to commit violence and overcome any stair-like obstacle. Celebrate the union with one word...

"EXTERMINATE"
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mechtroid.bsky.social
(Yes, I did this ENTIRE run with a dash only build from room one, it was kinda hilarious)
mechtroid.bsky.social
Found a secret song during the second Hard Mode boss fight in Hades 2 (spoilers for that, obviously).
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mangycarface.bsky.social
LEFT 4 DEAD 3!! is what i would shout if it were announced
mechtroid.bsky.social
...fuck you. For a small, shimmering moment, I had a small glistening droplet of hope. I was warmed to my very core.

Fuck.
mechtroid.bsky.social
Dlanor reminded me that this game was written before magical realism became a genre pillar, stop fucking trying to find a "magic but with rules" solution and math out the mystery minus magic.

So yes, best girl.
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ryougasaotome.bsky.social
We need to talk about one of the greatest line reads in the history of video games.

DIE THE DEATH

SENTENCE TO DEATH

GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH
mechtroid.bsky.social
The quiet bass noodling after you clear an area in Polyphemus's stage is quite possibly the best vibes I've ever felt.
mechtroid.bsky.social
Because, at one point, you were having fun. Sounds like that moment passed.
mechtroid.bsky.social
I was gonna say silent hill 3 was scary, then I remembered I killed that final boss with a taser.
mechtroid.bsky.social
How'd you hold up editing this one after that Mariners game?
mechtroid.bsky.social
Was that first image supposed to make it look like the grippers were providing... "Additional support"?
mechtroid.bsky.social
Could you maybe... Shed some light on your issues?
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infomercial.bsky.social
Guy who majored in history here: when you stop paying your soldiers it's usually fine. There are no examples from history of a time where the people signing the checks stopped paying the guys with weapons and something bad happened. They're usually really chill and loyal about this kind of thing
mechtroid.bsky.social
Every time I hear it I think of the italian restaurant that used to be nearby named "bucca di beppo".
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jonbois.bsky.social
mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
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nikigrayson.com
it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling
mechtroid.bsky.social
NOW THEY ALL GET TO PLAY ON SUNDAY!
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
mechtroid.bsky.social
I love it, though part of me is yelling "the dev decided to make the skater explode instead of ragdoll on a lark and then went 'wait a second...'"
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chrisberube.bsky.social
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
mechtroid.bsky.social
Okay, fess up, who asked the etsy witches to "keep the Mariners in the playoffs?"
mechtroid.bsky.social
Someone asked a genie for the mariners to "stay in the playoffs".
mechtroid.bsky.social
Mariners never make it into the playoffs, so they have to make up for it by playing extra baseball every time they're there.