Mechtroid
@mechtroid.bsky.social
Currently materializing into the ethereal plane.
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Mechtroid
@mechtroid.bsky.social
· Apr 30
The romance of a mecha pilot fusing with her steel body so deeply, controlling it as an extension of her self. The two of you are one. A new species. Beautiful and terrible in your capability to commit violence and overcome any stair-like obstacle. Celebrate the union with one word...
"EXTERMINATE"
"EXTERMINATE"
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i rebooted into windows again for the first time in a month earlier and apparently last time i was on there i had forgotten what "wiseposting" meant and googled it and still had the tab open so i rebooted into windows and was met with
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i rebooted into windows again for the first time in a month earlier and apparently last time i was on there i had forgotten what "wiseposting" meant and googled it and still had the tab open so i rebooted into windows and was met with
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The Neopets TRPG is going great
I will note there is a section about discussing during session zero how much in-fiction sex your table is comfortable with. In any game that isnt this one, id applaud this endeavor. What are we even doing here.
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The Neopets TRPG is going great
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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This has been your bi-yearly Saptroid. Enjoy the rest of your night, folks.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
This has been your bi-yearly Saptroid. Enjoy the rest of your night, folks.
Good Kid - From The Start (Laufey Cover)
YouTube video by Good Kid
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
To be honest, I've also just had fucking HORRIBLE luck with the girls I've fallen for. Always taken, unavailable, or pining for someone else. Always a fact I find out after my heart's decided what it wants.
It's tiring.
It's tiring.
A friend once asked if I'd ever considered I was asexual/aromantic. And yes, I've asked myself that before. The answer--to this very day--has always been that I've been lucky to live such a fulfilled life that finding someone to share it with was never top priority.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
To be honest, I've also just had fucking HORRIBLE luck with the girls I've fallen for. Always taken, unavailable, or pining for someone else. Always a fact I find out after my heart's decided what it wants.
It's tiring.
It's tiring.
A friend once asked if I'd ever considered I was asexual/aromantic. And yes, I've asked myself that before. The answer--to this very day--has always been that I've been lucky to live such a fulfilled life that finding someone to share it with was never top priority.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
A friend once asked if I'd ever considered I was asexual/aromantic. And yes, I've asked myself that before. The answer--to this very day--has always been that I've been lucky to live such a fulfilled life that finding someone to share it with was never top priority.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
But tonight.
Tonight I'm lonely.
Can't believe "the slut gnomes of false berlin" is only a year and change old. Feels like a meme from 2016.
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Can't believe "the slut gnomes of false berlin" is only a year and change old. Feels like a meme from 2016.
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Aftermath is my favorite and most valued subscription. Give them all your money. It's so worth it.
this is a prime example of both why subscriptions matter and why, given where we're at currently (something for which we're extremely grateful!), we still need a whole lot more
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Aftermath is my favorite and most valued subscription. Give them all your money. It's so worth it.
Customer: "I once knew a guy who went cliff jumping for the fattest mussels you've ever seen."
Me: "Lemme guess, died in a skydiving accident?"
Customer: "...yeah, actually."
WHY DO I EVEN CRACK JOKES. Dude was good natured about it, though.
Me: "Lemme guess, died in a skydiving accident?"
Customer: "...yeah, actually."
WHY DO I EVEN CRACK JOKES. Dude was good natured about it, though.
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Customer: "I once knew a guy who went cliff jumping for the fattest mussels you've ever seen."
Me: "Lemme guess, died in a skydiving accident?"
Customer: "...yeah, actually."
WHY DO I EVEN CRACK JOKES. Dude was good natured about it, though.
Me: "Lemme guess, died in a skydiving accident?"
Customer: "...yeah, actually."
WHY DO I EVEN CRACK JOKES. Dude was good natured about it, though.
WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A VGA INPUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A VGA INPUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
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Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
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bethesda is having a garage sale and you're gonna watch
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
bethesda is having a garage sale and you're gonna watch
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I believe in you! Be Breyve!
Magilou & Bienfu from Tales of Berseria 💖
Thank you @qqqewie.bsky.social for delivering this commission featuring the best Tales girl... and Bienfu is here too I guess.
Magilou & Bienfu from Tales of Berseria 💖
Thank you @qqqewie.bsky.social for delivering this commission featuring the best Tales girl... and Bienfu is here too I guess.
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I believe in you! Be Breyve!
Magilou & Bienfu from Tales of Berseria 💖
Thank you @qqqewie.bsky.social for delivering this commission featuring the best Tales girl... and Bienfu is here too I guess.
Magilou & Bienfu from Tales of Berseria 💖
Thank you @qqqewie.bsky.social for delivering this commission featuring the best Tales girl... and Bienfu is here too I guess.
It's not really Turok without unimpenetrable fog and shitty platforming, otherwise it's just sparkling Horizon Zero Dawn.
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It's not really Turok without unimpenetrable fog and shitty platforming, otherwise it's just sparkling Horizon Zero Dawn.
"You can use game share to..."
oh cool a multiplayer mode!
"...distribute the game controls between players"
wat
oh cool a multiplayer mode!
"...distribute the game controls between players"
wat
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"You can use game share to..."
oh cool a multiplayer mode!
"...distribute the game controls between players"
wat
oh cool a multiplayer mode!
"...distribute the game controls between players"
wat
OH SHIT NEW PARANORMASIGHT? I somehow missed this.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
OH SHIT NEW PARANORMASIGHT? I somehow missed this.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Imagining the distant future where digital archeologists reconstruct the original Bad Apple from various "Bad Apple but it's ______" videos.
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Imagining the distant future where digital archeologists reconstruct the original Bad Apple from various "Bad Apple but it's ______" videos.
IT'S TIME FOR SAFETY ONCE AGAIN: youtu.be/9h3bar6eIss
Deadly Dust: Explosions at Didion Milling
YouTube video by USCSB
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
IT'S TIME FOR SAFETY ONCE AGAIN: youtu.be/9h3bar6eIss
The perfect length for a memey video like "what would be the perfect place in Silksong for a Costco" is either like 6 minutes, or 90+. No in between.
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The perfect length for a memey video like "what would be the perfect place in Silksong for a Costco" is either like 6 minutes, or 90+. No in between.
For about a year, there was one parked car in the suburbs that was absolutely COVERED in stickers of half naked anime girls kissing.
I haven't seen it for months, and I kinda miss the yurimobile.
I haven't seen it for months, and I kinda miss the yurimobile.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
For about a year, there was one parked car in the suburbs that was absolutely COVERED in stickers of half naked anime girls kissing.
I haven't seen it for months, and I kinda miss the yurimobile.
I haven't seen it for months, and I kinda miss the yurimobile.