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Claire

@mfmclaire.bsky.social

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Married👫 Bi-curious 👭 Red hair 👩‍🦰 Very Curvy 🍑 Love all things smut 😈 She/Her

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Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 2h

It's only 11:30am but me and the other women in the office have spent far too much time discussing the best sex positions for the PG Tips monkey and Emily Atack

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 17h

Don’t give your fantasies to the relentless, soulless, data-munching machine.

Resist.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...

Please don't use AI to write porn | A plea from Girl on the Net

You are a human: a collection of atoms and stories. Please don't outsource half of your humanity to a bland obsequious robot. Don't use AI to write porn.

www.girlonthenet.com

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 1d

Being cucked by AI is totally on the horizon

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 2d

Budget cuts have hit the Kramer vs Kramer reboot hard

Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 2d

Divorcing parents sitting on each opposite bench, seething as their child rocks forlornly back and forth on the chicken.

Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 3d

Found the worst playground in England

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 3d

I've got all the others since! But all I had in my head 'cry' and 'paper' 😆

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 3d

I went out on the 90% question 🫠

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 3d

The outfits tonight are awful. Clearly the budget has gone on Cynthia's rider #Strictly

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 3d

That 9 from Shirley was absoltuely unhinged #strictly #scd

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 3d

And the award for doing absolutley nothing but getting the most plaudits got to Cynthia Erivo #strictlycomedancing #strictly

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 5d

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 5d

FFS, please don't give him the Nobel Prize

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 6d

Hubs wasn't interested in celeb traitors until he saw Charlotte Church 🙄

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 6d

omg, I didn't realise celeb traitors starts tonight!

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 6d

There is a video of me on my husband's old Sony Ericsson from 2006 of us fucking, at a time when I was a size 12 and my arse looked incredible. I remember watching it back afterwards and thinking I never looked hotter. I bet if I watched it now, the 8 mega pixel camera wouldn't do it justice.

Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 6d

Somewhere there exists a night-vision film of me sucking a guy off, during the period of my life where I believe I looked my absolute best. I am so gutted that it was analogue, and if he still has it please digitise and send.

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 7d

Spent a few quid and too much time transferring a sex tape I made with an old girlfriend to digital. Mostly I'm just happy to see myself in a reasonable physical condition and wish I could shown my wife how good I looked before she met me.

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 7d

2 x chocolate twists 😍

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 7d

Just realised it's #GBBO tonight and we don't have any cakes in. This will be rectified straight after work

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 8d

Oooo, that's a good choice too! I think what we can take from this is just being Jennifer Connelly would be awesome

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 8d

If I had a magic lamp, I'd wish to look like Jennifer Connelly in Top Gun Maverick. She's unreal

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 8d

We've all thought about how the sex works between Monkey and Emily Atack in the PG Tips advert, right?

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 9d

Amy straight after the results show #Strictly #scd #strictlycomedancing

Nicole Kidman celebrating after divorcing Tom Cruise

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 9d

Oooooo, I feel honoured! xx

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 9d

Went for tea and cake this afternoon and bought myself a little treat from a lovely little shop on the way back

A pair of gold pineapple earrings

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 10d

But that would mean we'd have to stop having pillow fights in our lingerie

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 10d

Why hadn't Vicky told us she was from Newcastle sooner? #Strictly #scd

Claire @mfmclaire.bsky.social · 10d

YES CRAIG GET HIM! #strictly