Claire
@mfmclaire.bsky.social
Married👫 Bi-curious 👭 Red hair 👩🦰 Very Curvy 🍑 Love all things smut 😈 She/Her
One of my daughter's friends has asked their parents to let her get her botox for Christmas. She's 15. I'm now in a panic for my daughter. Excuse me whilst I go into my wardrobe and cry.
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
One of my daughter's friends has asked their parents to let her get her botox for Christmas. She's 15. I'm now in a panic for my daughter. Excuse me whilst I go into my wardrobe and cry.
Oh the 1% Club is on all week!
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh the 1% Club is on all week!
Husband and daughter are off to the football this afternoon. I've told them I needed to go and do some Christmas shopping. In reality, I did all the shopping two weeks ago, so I'm going to go to a coffee shop for the afternoon and read my book instead.
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Husband and daughter are off to the football this afternoon. I've told them I needed to go and do some Christmas shopping. In reality, I did all the shopping two weeks ago, so I'm going to go to a coffee shop for the afternoon and read my book instead.
Apparently my Spotify Wrapped listening age is 71. Don't mind me, I'll be over here getting my blue rinse done
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Apparently my Spotify Wrapped listening age is 71. Don't mind me, I'll be over here getting my blue rinse done
I hope Joanne chokes on her cigar
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I hope Joanne chokes on her cigar
I've just received my sister's Christmas list and it's filled with 'experience days' including one where she gets to make her own sword! This has made me reassess my own list. Any suggestions or recommendations for nws 'experiences'? Already done the boudoir shoot, but anything else!
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I've just received my sister's Christmas list and it's filled with 'experience days' including one where she gets to make her own sword! This has made me reassess my own list. Any suggestions or recommendations for nws 'experiences'? Already done the boudoir shoot, but anything else!
They really should do a post watershed #onlyconnect so you can get NWS facts about people. For example:
"On my right - Claire. Who once gave such a good blowjob, it caused the person she was giving it to to spasm and chip her tooth"
"On my right - Claire. Who once gave such a good blowjob, it caused the person she was giving it to to spasm and chip her tooth"
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They really should do a post watershed #onlyconnect so you can get NWS facts about people. For example:
"On my right - Claire. Who once gave such a good blowjob, it caused the person she was giving it to to spasm and chip her tooth"
"On my right - Claire. Who once gave such a good blowjob, it caused the person she was giving it to to spasm and chip her tooth"
Already listened to Last Christmas twice this morning. Screw you Whamageddon arseholes
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Already listened to Last Christmas twice this morning. Screw you Whamageddon arseholes
I adore this picture used for this article www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
This is how we do it: ‘The sex is so good I walk around with a ridiculous smile on my face’
Claudine and John both found a new lease of life on dating apps – and now put time aside to do things properly
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I adore this picture used for this article www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Gladiator has just started on BBC2. I forgot how yummy Russell Crowe was *bites lip*
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Gladiator has just started on BBC2. I forgot how yummy Russell Crowe was *bites lip*
I hate clothes shopping as a larger woman. No shops in town go up to my size and when you order online, more often than not the sizes fall either side of my shape, meaning when I order clothes in two sizes one is usually too small and the other too bloody big. I'd kill for an Evans in town
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I hate clothes shopping as a larger woman. No shops in town go up to my size and when you order online, more often than not the sizes fall either side of my shape, meaning when I order clothes in two sizes one is usually too small and the other too bloody big. I'd kill for an Evans in town
Don't we all?
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Don't we all?
My husband shaved his beard off for the first time in almost 15 years today. He looks like he's 16 and I currently feel like a cradle snatcher
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My husband shaved his beard off for the first time in almost 15 years today. He looks like he's 16 and I currently feel like a cradle snatcher
A hot as fuck story here. My husband and I have had one fantasy which we've had for nearly 10 years that we've used in the bedroom numerous times. We'll never do it but when one of us pulls it out during sex it just makes things so hot
Fantasies don’t have to lead to plans, or cast-iron commitments: they’re toys you can play with however you want.
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A hot as fuck story here. My husband and I have had one fantasy which we've had for nearly 10 years that we've used in the bedroom numerous times. We'll never do it but when one of us pulls it out during sex it just makes things so hot
Shopping in John Lewis today and they had an awful lot of 'those' type of chairs for sale 👀
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Shopping in John Lewis today and they had an awful lot of 'those' type of chairs for sale 👀
This is 🔥
More amazing guest blogs from dudes on #InternationalMensDay... this piece from @bibulous1.bsky.social about exploring kink in his fifties
Guest blog: Exploring kink in my fifties | Girl on the Net
What is it like to discover your kinks and desires later in life? This guest blogger shares his journey exploring kink in his fifties, sixties and beyond.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is 🔥
The only good thing about snow was seeing the kid's excited faces when it appeared. Now they're all grown up snow is just something that ruins my hair when I have to clean it off the car.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The only good thing about snow was seeing the kid's excited faces when it appeared. Now they're all grown up snow is just something that ruins my hair when I have to clean it off the car.
Been feeling pants this evening but just belted along to Michael Bolton's "How Can We Be Lovers" on the radio and feel a little bit better
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Been feeling pants this evening but just belted along to Michael Bolton's "How Can We Be Lovers" on the radio and feel a little bit better
My husband and I decided to watch some porn together last night. We've been subbed to ErikaLust & FrolicMe for a few years now but went for one of the 'free' sites we used to watch. We quickly gave up as the site's algorithm pushes certain genres so aggressively no matter what you look for.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My husband and I decided to watch some porn together last night. We've been subbed to ErikaLust & FrolicMe for a few years now but went for one of the 'free' sites we used to watch. We quickly gave up as the site's algorithm pushes certain genres so aggressively no matter what you look for.
Team 3 are getting screwed with these questions - they're getting all the hard ones! #PictureSlam
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Team 3 are getting screwed with these questions - they're getting all the hard ones! #PictureSlam
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was in the band Starship and was about to travel to South America for a tour. Since waking up I've had Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in my head
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was in the band Starship and was about to travel to South America for a tour. Since waking up I've had Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in my head
Eurgh. Just discovered the hosts of one of my favourite LS podcasts are Elon Musk/JK Rowling fans. Absolutely gutted.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Eurgh. Just discovered the hosts of one of my favourite LS podcasts are Elon Musk/JK Rowling fans. Absolutely gutted.
Chicken wings and a sweaty Glen Powell? Sign me the fuck up youtu.be/-fY6AI0964Q?...
Glen Powell Needs a Wingman While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
YouTube video by First We Feast
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November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chicken wings and a sweaty Glen Powell? Sign me the fuck up youtu.be/-fY6AI0964Q?...
I've got great respect for those that engage in the free use kink
I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips.
What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else.
Here are five of mine.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest...
Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else.
Here are five of mine.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest...
Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I've got great respect for those that engage in the free use kink