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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 31m

The long hyphens are chatgpt tells

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 8h

Baaaaabe

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The Hind Rajab Foundation @hindrajabfoundation.be · 1d

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 18h

Had my flu jab today and am buzzing for a night of aching and sweating and low grade fever dreams. Pray4beth

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19h

The baby is stored in the placenta

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20h

"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 22h

I love that 10 years ago this sentence would have made zero sense

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like this must be intentional

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

These are exactly what ai generated young tories would look like. Jesus.

Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 1d

Are they hoping to start a Young Tory cosplay trend on TikTok
www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge

www.thetimes.com

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

This is horrifying

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Leominster

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

They do be the government of saying the quiet part out loud

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Must clarify that I did not create this extraordinary work of art. I can't be stealing valour from a 6yo.xx

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Sending love and kingfishers, Im just a rando in your phone but I care about you, and i know you can ride this one out, x

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

100k by the end of the week is it??

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Thats a yes

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Did you ask Microsoft Word for a synonym for every other word of this post?

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Tolerance break

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

I've eaten 3 Mr Kipling apple pies today. AMA

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

This is like the time I saw this woman on tv who was my age. Its traumatising.

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Don't forget to visit the inbuilt obsolescence exhibition!

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Like a dog, you say?

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 1d

Crowd funded my divorce 😎

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.

We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.

All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.

The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 2d

I've been exploring getting rid of my smart phone and downgrading to Just A Phone but im worried life will just get way more difficult. Everything has a fucking QR code 😭 has anyone successfully weaned off?

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe she liked the books where Granny Weatherwax didn't like foreigners.

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