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Masked J Patrick

@michaeljpatrick.bsky.social

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He/Him. Creator of the dark fairytale podcast ABirdforaHeart.blogspot.com and the Weird fiction/horror podcast Nothingiswrong.net Urban fantasy webcomic Rookcomic.tumblr.com and Many D&D and other TTRPG things https://linktr.ee/MichaelJPatrick

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · Aug 29

After months of writing, rewriting, editing, drawing, and layout, I am putting my D&D Dungeon Crawl adventure, The Lost Vault of Zarnak, up for purchase on DriveThru!

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... #dnd #megadungeon

The Lost Vault of Zarnak - HazardsAndHorrors | DriveThruRPG

Unearth ancient secrets and untold riches in The Lost Vault of Zarnak, a 5th Edition adventure designed to challenge first-level characters and propel them to level six and beyond! Rumors circulate of...

www.drivethrurpg.com

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 2h

Welcome to bluesky. We have rules here:

1) Open the door
2) Get on the floor
3) Everybody walk the dinosaur

doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · Jul 24

welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Jul 24

welcome to bluesky. we have rules

1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and if you're under him, you aint getting over him

Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 4h

This is a much higher level conundrum than the snowman version.

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 18h

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

a small pumpkin with a smiley face drawn on in sharpie pen sits within a larger pumpkin carved to look like its home

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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 4d

Once American democracy made it possible for a Black man to be elected president, American conservatives decided that it had to be destroyed

Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 4d

While Vought traces the “leftwing revolution” back a hundred years, to the progressive era, there is no question that the election of Barack Obama was a radicalizing moment for him and many key thinkers on the radical Right - as were the multiracial protests in the summer of 2020.

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 12h

Mods are asleep. Post your weird art.

Disturbing painted portrait of the Earl of Lemongrab from Adventure Time

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 20h

My cat may actually be a juvenile T. Rex.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21h

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 21h

A D&D world where all the Orcs are sailing away from the world to an island in the East.

Is that dumb?

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Christine Binzel @christinebinzel.bsky.social · 1d

Horrific testimony by Greta Thunberg

www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”

– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

www.aftonbladet.se

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Amabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 1d

LOOKING FOR AN INDIGENOUS COLLABORATOR 🧵

I'm planning a video essay on the Billy Jack films, particularly focusing on Trial of Billy Jack & its angry panorama of 1970s political activism - police brutality, penal reform, Viet Nam, Kent State - it kinda has everything & I wanna dig into that.

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 1d

My 9yo says, "Tell them 'Thank you' for me".

Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)

Small human in a parking lot dressed as bigfoot. Or just a small bigfoot

Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 1d

This is adorable. My cat, Paprika, grabs her own tail by standing on the back of a chair and reaching down through the rails.

Could a T-Rex do that?

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 1d

How stupid would it be to add a Beholder to my D&D game and name him Big Mario?

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 1d

It's especially fucked up that this his happening at a time when sex workers and 18+ artists are being demonetized.

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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Matt Forbeck @forbeck.com · 2d

Gamers! If you're going to Gamehole Con, you can donate to help out Rob Wieland's wife and daughter by purchasing tickets to our memorial event there. If you can, please do!

The link for those donations is here: www.gameholecon.com/events/event...

In lieu of our annual Baron's Ball, we will be toasting our beloved Admiral with our own tall tales of Rob, our friendships, and his legacy 8pm Friday at Gamehole Con.

Please join us and help support his family at this time through this link:

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 2d

Whaaaaaaaaat

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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍🌈🌲🇸🇩 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 2d

The amount of money you can make pretending to teach people to become published authors is significantly larger than the money you can make being a published author.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 2d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 2d

That is extremely hinged. You need to be more unhinged than that.

Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 2d

I made a reaction image to put after posts when someone says something stupid.

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Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 2d

Ted Bundy was the first person to stop murdering Ted Bundy's victims. Prove me wrong.