Masked J Patrick
@michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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He/Him. Creator of the dark fairytale podcast ABirdforaHeart.blogspot.com and the Weird fiction/horror podcast Nothingiswrong.net Urban fantasy webcomic Rookcomic.tumblr.com and Many D&D and other TTRPG things https://linktr.ee/MichaelJPatrick
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LOOKING FOR AN INDIGENOUS COLLABORATOR 🧵

I'm planning a video essay on the Billy Jack films, particularly focusing on Trial of Billy Jack & its angry panorama of 1970s political activism - police brutality, penal reform, Viet Nam, Kent State - it kinda has everything & I wanna dig into that.
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My 9yo says, "Tell them 'Thank you' for me".
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If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
Small human in a parking lot dressed as bigfoot. Or just a small bigfoot
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This is adorable. My cat, Paprika, grabs her own tail by standing on the back of a chair and reaching down through the rails.

Could a T-Rex do that?
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How stupid would it be to add a Beholder to my D&D game and name him Big Mario?
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It's especially fucked up that this his happening at a time when sex workers and 18+ artists are being demonetized.
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Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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Gamers! If you're going to Gamehole Con, you can donate to help out Rob Wieland's wife and daughter by purchasing tickets to our memorial event there. If you can, please do!

The link for those donations is here: www.gameholecon.com/events/event...
In lieu of our annual Baron's Ball, we will be toasting our beloved Admiral with our own tall tales of Rob, our friendships, and his legacy 8pm Friday at Gamehole Con.

Please join us and help support his family at this time through this link:
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The amount of money you can make pretending to teach people to become published authors is significantly larger than the money you can make being a published author.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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That is extremely hinged. You need to be more unhinged than that.
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I made a reaction image to put after posts when someone says something stupid.
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Ted Bundy was the first person to stop murdering Ted Bundy's victims. Prove me wrong.
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Finally watching Fantastic Four. The funniest bit to me is when they need to evacuate downtown Manhattan and everyone chooses to go underground rather than just go to New Jersey.

"Jersey? Ew no. We're fine with Subterranea."
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My gf cheesy urgently needs 521 for her rent thats due by thursday. Any help would be greatly appreciated. 💕💸

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Suffice to say I need $739 for rent, and any more money than that helps greatly, since I may become homeless and if so, will flee to Canada. My paypal is: paypal.me/danielmbainbridge
If you'd like to help pay off my debt, you can send money to $BlockCheddar on Cashapp
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Look. I love "eldritch" when used in proper context.

But "non-euclidean" or God forbid, "squamous" can fuck right off.
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This one is much more specific to people who operate Roca Sorters.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Fault: Piston Not Retracted"
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Can I play homebrew?"
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Just a quick stand-up.”
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Pointy part of your implement usually goes down toward the drawing surface.
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I'm sorry. It is hard, and it sucks and being sad is an appropriate response.

I wish I had an easy solution to offer. The best I can do is say that nothing is forever, and many of us are doing what we can to make things better.

I know that isn't going to take the sad away. But I hope it helps.
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You're in the clear if you live in NY, NJ, or CA.

My vampire law knowledge in other states is less comprehensive.