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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31m

.337?

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 6h

She blast her foot off or something?

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 6h

Power washing IRL is way less fun than Power Washing Simulator. 0/10. No stars.

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 19h

I love the Seattle Mariners, unfortunately/thankfully.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 19h

I will remember this for the rest of my life

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20h

JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20h

JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20h

I love Seattle. I love you. I love the Mariners.

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Gersh @gersonlevy.bsky.social · 20h

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20h

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20h

The Seattle Mariners.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 21h

This makes me want to drive into a wall at 400mph

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 22h

Please @god

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 22h

My resting heart rate is 943 BPM

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23h

DAN WILSON FOR PRESIDENT

Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23h

Dan Wilson just shit his pants in front of an entire nation

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 23h

Dan Wilson just shit his pants in front of an entire nation

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think Josh Naylor has ever hit a double before and reached second base with his helmet on

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1d

[with the fear of today being the first day of the rest of our lives] Go Mariners

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 1d

Some personal news: today is my final day at The Athletic, ending a 6+ year tenure on its staff.

Immensely fortunate to have covered this sport alongside some of the finest writers and editors in the industry. Will keep you posted as I figure out what’s next for my work!

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1d

I also remember it being like 400lbs? For some reason?

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1d

The chokehold this lamp had on divorced dads in the 90s should be studied

Vintage 1990s Halogen 500 Watt Torchiere Floor Lamp Black

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1d

You'd be absolutely sick to your stomach if you were a Phillies fan. Jesus Christ.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 2d

A pretty core origin/lore story of my life is I had a friend in middle school who created a madden team of all the kids in our "friend group" at school and left me off of it.

He even made the kicker his mom but left me off the team entirely.

Big Daddy Drix 🏳️‍🌈 @bddrix.bsky.social · 2d

THE BIG DADDY DRIX SUPER MEGA BASEBALL ROSTER

Screenshot of a baseball video game roster

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 2d

weird, I never got an email about this.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 2d

Please watch 1 game of Albert Rusnak. I'm begging you.

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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 2d

Arsenal have a really perverted setup and PSG have a retro-Pep setup they can get away with because 30 of their league games don't matter. Aside from that, it does seem like it's really coming back.