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mmmtORBS (eerie!)

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weepcar 😭🚗 he/him I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw

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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · Apr 26

in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin

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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 31m

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🎃 Let’s Scare Geoffsica to Death 🎃 @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 9h

*grabbing a fresh roll of toilet paper and heading back into the bathroom* tummy’s haunted

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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2h

🎶 it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 3h

you know I had to do it to ‘em

Jack-o-lantern carved into the pumpkin pepper

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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 3h

pumpkin-lookin-ass bell pepper

An orange bell pepper that looks suspiciously like a tiny pumpkin

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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 3h

I’m gonna get YOU into it 😈

mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 8h

I built my first commander deck and played it a couple times this week. Mono green druid tribal thing that focuses on creating squirrels. I took out all three opponents at once with like 30 7/7 trampling squirrels, it was glorious

mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 8h

I’m so mad at my brother and our nerd friends for getting me into magic the gathering. I didn’t need another thing to be obsessive and annoying about!