Molotov Cocktail
@mollycocktail.bsky.social
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10 fingers 10 toes Your friendly neighborhood Mistress.
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Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.
I have serious doubts about your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Fuck nudes, show me your meds.
The 72 hours before my period arrives are the most dangerous because I’ll either want to choke fuck you through a brick wall or drive an axe into your skull.
Either way, there will be blood.
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Look, you’re not a shitposter if you have a drafts folder.
Rules is rules.
Sorry, I don’t fuck with people who wear socks to bed. They’re gross.
I once fell on Santa Monica Blvd and got LA-bubu.
GTA is for knee-capping hookers and getting as many stars as possible before going out in a blaze of glory.

Fuck the mission.
I give 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 unenthusiastic hand jobs.
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I've decided he doesn't have to die. I'm ok with him being trapped inside his own mind with no way to communicate with the outside world
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Air Fryer would be a wonderful name for a Rhodesian Ridgeback
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*licks pussy*
just a lil something to take off the edge
Crows before hoes 🐦‍⬛
I want a room made entirely of bubble wrap.
I need more crows to do my bidding.
If I fall and you don’t point and laugh, we can’t be friends.
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I’d like to think we’re better than this, but I won’t.
Shitpost like no one’s watching.
Can’t - I’m in an intense 3-way with life and death.