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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah no, let’s keep the AI slop out of MPSP.

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 1d

We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 2d

6-7

(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 2d

What’s the voting age in MPSP verse again?

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 3d

Idk who this is but I would never let you text me.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 3d

🐐

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Très/Rt. Hon. Ryan Chang 張世傑, CP/PC CC CMM COM OQ CD Député/MP @rchangmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

The Governor General told me MPSP parties keep eating his committee members so I asked how many committee members he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new committee members afterwards so I just said sounds like he's just feeding committee members to the MPSP parties and then his daughter started crying.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 3d

a crowd of people sitting in a room with the words she doesn 't even go here

Alt: The mean girls clip where Damien undercover shouts “she doesn’t even go here”

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 3d

A what flag?

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Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 4d

Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 5d

Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 5d

OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 5d

OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP

Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 9d

I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM SUING QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS FOR NOT BEING A BEATLES FAN! BAD MUSIC TASTE! SAD!!!

-JNP

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 13d

Gotta have them ribs…

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 17d

IF OCNN BOTHERED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH THEY’D KNOW I DON’T HAVE ANY CONSTITUANTS.

STAND BY, PATRIOTS.

-JNP

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 17d

🚨BREAKING🚨

FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!

THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 17d

Also who is Bill?

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 17d

Also who is Bill?

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 17d

@polarmpsp.bsky.social notice how he says “I” and not “we.” Romeo is in it for himself, not for you!

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Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 17d

🚨BREAKING🚨

LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!

THIS IS CORRUPTION!

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 18d

I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 21d

I’LL TAKE RICK ASTLEY OVER THEM BOTH, TBH.

-JNP

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 22d

@brandonlympsp.bsky.social can teach him all about running a one-man party

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 23d

Bro is reflapping his own flaps

a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig

Alt: Clown getting ready to be a clown. The joke here is that Romeo is said clown.

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Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 23d

When you graduate from preschool but the kids who are a year younger than you are still lowkey your dawgs

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 23d

And how long were u PM for ? Oh wait...

Dont diss my leaders 🤨

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 23d

That’s 35 seconds longer than you. And 1 more passed bill!

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 23d

ROMEO “BS DS” LAST NAME COULDN’T EVEN BECOME PRIME MINISTER SO HE HAD TO SLANDER QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS. SAD! BS DS GOT RATIO’D SO BAD I HEAR HIS PARTY IS LOSING FAITH IN HIM! ALSO SAD!

-JNP

Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 23d

No wonder he ranks DEAD LAST in Canada’s Party Leader ratings! @romeompsp.bsky.social

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 25d

RAPPEL: SVP utiliser "ALT text" si vous publiez des photos

REMINDER: pls use "ALT text" when posting photos

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 25d

QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS WAS THE PERFECT FACE TO MY BRAINS TO ENSURE THAT WE (OR MORE ACCURATELY, I) WOULD GET OUR BILL PASSED.

HISTORY.

#NEVERFORGET

JNP

Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 25d

NOBODY EVER HAS, OR EVER WILL DO IT LIKE ME AND JOSH “SECOND PICK PM” PROVENCHER!

PRESCHOOL FOREVER!

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 25d

You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 25d

Now THAT’S cold

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