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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 50m

It's -thal if you're normal, -tall if you took too many anthropology courses in college

Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 56m

Is it even possible to have a fried spam on toasted white sandwich w/o Miracle Whip?
I was always given to believe that processed meats and bread would repel each other like magnets if Miracle Whip didn't do its job and bind them in tangy unity

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Cathy Gellis @cathygellis.bsky.social · 14h

Not the first time a tyrant has been plagued by frogs.

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 1d

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Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter.bsky.social · 1d

The Tylenol in me recognizes and honors the circumcision in you.

Namautisticste.

🙏🏾.

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James M. Fraleigh @jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I was all in for the taco trucks, but if they wanna imagine us sweetening the deal….

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 1d

The housefly that invaded on Wed has FINALLY been evicted. Still alive, but no longer buzzing irritatingly round my head.

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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 1d

ICE wasn’t prepared to face amphibious units.

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 2d

I think a part of it, in addition to what's already been mentioned, is that we autistics are frequently PDA, may refuse to comply w/ rules that aren't logical, and can have a rigid view of wrong vs right, all of which make us naturally oppositional to authoritarians. Can't have that now, per MAGA

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 2d

A press conference/pity party followed by missle strikes on Chicago, LA, Portland, and Boston. By god, he'll show the committee that he Can pacify a whole damn country, even if it has to be his own

Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 2d

But it's being applied far too broadly, imo, and not enough actual jerry posts are being no'd. This will help bring the focus of JN! back to the manymany jerry posts that deserve it.

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to live in a castle and be able to throw a 90mph curveball, and I have made the same progress towards those aspirations as our president* has on his.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."

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Miss Heidy @msmyers17.bsky.social · 2d

He can only cum if they recite a certain particular sentence that's 14 words long together. They start chanting it on the 84 stroke

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 6d

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 10d

After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs