Miss Heidy
@msmyers17.bsky.social
Word nerd
AuDHD
Clothes horse
Hat collector
Even bad cookies are still pretty good
I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel
AuDHD
Clothes horse
Hat collector
Even bad cookies are still pretty good
I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel
I've been riding and supporting public transit my whole life-- but the only shoofly I've heard of is a pie. Am I a fraud?
Unintentionally revealing that a section of transit Twitter-now-Bluesky thinks “knowing what a shoofly is” is an example of the kind of technical knowledge you need to be a real serious no joke transit advocate. That is not deep technical knowledge!
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I've been riding and supporting public transit my whole life-- but the only shoofly I've heard of is a pie. Am I a fraud?
I know exactly how long I can sit here, stuffed and high, before it becomes critical to put the leftovers away.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know exactly how long I can sit here, stuffed and high, before it becomes critical to put the leftovers away.
Pie is from a box. So I had to buy a pie crust to make scrap cookies
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pie is from a box. So I had to buy a pie crust to make scrap cookies
I decided that my "chicken carcass in the freezer to make stock" was better used as a stink indicator to motivate me to take out the trash. I'm not gonna make stock. I'm just not. I'll want to. I'll even buy mire poix stuff. But I'll never make it
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I decided that my "chicken carcass in the freezer to make stock" was better used as a stink indicator to motivate me to take out the trash. I'm not gonna make stock. I'm just not. I'll want to. I'll even buy mire poix stuff. But I'll never make it
My found family are a bunch of potheads. Their kids are pre-teens. The cousins going on walks are in their 40s. It's going to be a relief when the youngins start going on Their walks and we can get high in the living room
WaPo is a fed. All the same parents who lose their mind over 6-7 are just now learning what a cousin walk is thanks the The Narc Times here
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My found family are a bunch of potheads. Their kids are pre-teens. The cousins going on walks are in their 40s. It's going to be a relief when the youngins start going on Their walks and we can get high in the living room
I can smell that someone on my floor is bravely cooking a turkey in an oven the size of a Kleenex box. I guess that's my cue to take the rolls out of the freezer to thaw and prove. Should probably put the frozen pie in to bake too
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can smell that someone on my floor is bravely cooking a turkey in an oven the size of a Kleenex box. I guess that's my cue to take the rolls out of the freezer to thaw and prove. Should probably put the frozen pie in to bake too
It sounds weird, but on Thanksgiving, one of the things I'm grateful for is- I never have old, out-of-date spices. I don't buy any. If needed, I go up to a very large man, poke him in the chest, and say Chef, I'm stealing some* Spice X from your kitchen. And maybe some peppercorns. He says, No
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It sounds weird, but on Thanksgiving, one of the things I'm grateful for is- I never have old, out-of-date spices. I don't buy any. If needed, I go up to a very large man, poke him in the chest, and say Chef, I'm stealing some* Spice X from your kitchen. And maybe some peppercorns. He says, No
Canadian TV is awesome at 3 a.m., when you don't have cable and the insomnia is hitting hard. There's only 7 actors, and they're in everything, so you get to point and say, it's That Woman from the Other Show all the time
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Canadian TV is awesome at 3 a.m., when you don't have cable and the insomnia is hitting hard. There's only 7 actors, and they're in everything, so you get to point and say, it's That Woman from the Other Show all the time
Thanksgiving Eve
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thanksgiving Eve
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
That...would probably get me into an overpriced 12-Plex Cine-Rama with Dolby Surround Sound
ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That...would probably get me into an overpriced 12-Plex Cine-Rama with Dolby Surround Sound
O.M.F.G.!!! Can you imagine if, instead of having to willingly invite the psychic damage by opening this app, the Jerry, No! takes just showed up on your phone like any kind of normal message??
my wife made me text this to my father-in-law. the verdict: "just wrong on so many levels."
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
O.M.F.G.!!! Can you imagine if, instead of having to willingly invite the psychic damage by opening this app, the Jerry, No! takes just showed up on your phone like any kind of normal message??
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
Had a young host ask me tonight, "Do you believe in furries?" Like they're Bigfoot or some kinda cryptids.
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Had a young host ask me tonight, "Do you believe in furries?" Like they're Bigfoot or some kinda cryptids.
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I ran out 2 days ago
I just bought 2 months**worth of reeses pumpkins for $17. That's what I spend on 4 packages with 2 pumpkins each.
**God, I hope i have the self-control for that
**God, I hope i have the self-control for that
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I ran out 2 days ago
Then you get old and your stomach decides delicious, harmless, lovely coffee is now Deadly Poison. So you start drinking tea, and now you're CoE!
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Then you get old and your stomach decides delicious, harmless, lovely coffee is now Deadly Poison. So you start drinking tea, and now you're CoE!
My mother's 3rd MIL insisted on bringing HER Special (unwanted) brown gravy, & nothing else, to Thanksgiving and Christmas. After taking it home, untouched!, for 3 years, she finally huffed that she just wasn't going to bother anymore. Both sides of the family said, Okay! Pass the sausage gravy.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My mother's 3rd MIL insisted on bringing HER Special (unwanted) brown gravy, & nothing else, to Thanksgiving and Christmas. After taking it home, untouched!, for 3 years, she finally huffed that she just wasn't going to bother anymore. Both sides of the family said, Okay! Pass the sausage gravy.
Had a host at work last night excitedly ask if I wanted to bartend a private event. I don't think she was expecting my Fuck No, Absolutely Not! There's no way in Hell I'll ever work another private party!! to be so loud.
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Had a host at work last night excitedly ask if I wanted to bartend a private event. I don't think she was expecting my Fuck No, Absolutely Not! There's no way in Hell I'll ever work another private party!! to be so loud.
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
Make a batch of your "signature party drink"* but w/o the alcohol. Those who want can add it later, but everyone's drinking the "same" drink for toasts, etc!
* using a neutral flavored clear spirit
* using a neutral flavored clear spirit
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Make a batch of your "signature party drink"* but w/o the alcohol. Those who want can add it later, but everyone's drinking the "same" drink for toasts, etc!
* using a neutral flavored clear spirit
* using a neutral flavored clear spirit
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Im disappointed in a lot of you. We are seasoned, hardened 38 year old veterans of the internet. And yet youre falling for this and claiming to be shocked? Really? Where is your grit
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Im disappointed in a lot of you. We are seasoned, hardened 38 year old veterans of the internet. And yet youre falling for this and claiming to be shocked? Really? Where is your grit
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I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
Psssh. What a Silly idea. Everyone knows the Greys and Bigfoots have an alliance and Bigfoot corpses are beamed up.
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Psssh. What a Silly idea. Everyone knows the Greys and Bigfoots have an alliance and Bigfoot corpses are beamed up.
Rather impressed with the 2 young women who have been screaming insults and demands to come down and fight at my upstairs neighbor. It's cold, and rainy, and they've been at it for an hour now. The longer it lasts, the more ridiculous the insults get. 1/
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Rather impressed with the 2 young women who have been screaming insults and demands to come down and fight at my upstairs neighbor. It's cold, and rainy, and they've been at it for an hour now. The longer it lasts, the more ridiculous the insults get. 1/
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Read this thread up and down, and then do it again.
I am not on GLP-1.
But I have friends who are, and I have had to be there, hold their hands, and say, "This was never about willpower. This proves there was a MEDICAL thing wrong. It is shit you were made to feel it was only about willpower."
I am not on GLP-1.
But I have friends who are, and I have had to be there, hold their hands, and say, "This was never about willpower. This proves there was a MEDICAL thing wrong. It is shit you were made to feel it was only about willpower."
the GLP-1 corrected the metabolic disorder, and I started losing weight.
And that was the worst blow to my mental health in my entire life.
I am still made of rage over it. Doctors shamed me my entire life and called me a liar and ignored my actual problems and they were ALL. FUCKING. WRONG.
And that was the worst blow to my mental health in my entire life.
I am still made of rage over it. Doctors shamed me my entire life and called me a liar and ignored my actual problems and they were ALL. FUCKING. WRONG.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Read this thread up and down, and then do it again.
I am not on GLP-1.
But I have friends who are, and I have had to be there, hold their hands, and say, "This was never about willpower. This proves there was a MEDICAL thing wrong. It is shit you were made to feel it was only about willpower."
I am not on GLP-1.
But I have friends who are, and I have had to be there, hold their hands, and say, "This was never about willpower. This proves there was a MEDICAL thing wrong. It is shit you were made to feel it was only about willpower."
So if you see a freeze-dried mummy on the chairlift,don't panic! It's just Ned hanging out, out of the way, while his shed gets cleaned.
Your #ExitToCommunity of the day is Eldora ski resort, in the process of being bought by the town of Nederland. Good for the sellers, good for the workers, good for the town.
Still early in the season tho:)
Still early in the season tho:)
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So if you see a freeze-dried mummy on the chairlift,don't panic! It's just Ned hanging out, out of the way, while his shed gets cleaned.