MyOnlyLemonade
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milwaukee ex-expatriate | sewer socialist | suburban legend | ryan braun 4 life
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myonlylemonade.bsky.social
need a clean break from that other site and hope to find my mutuals. my whole deal:

-baseball nerd (Brewers)
-recovering from academia (MFA)
-writing/teaching fiction
-casual trekkie
-MST 3000
-horror novels
-lefty politics
-milwaukee expatriate
-2 rescue dogs
-damn I'm boring

#promosky
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
thank the gods the nlcs is spared from being smoltz'd
keithlaw.bsky.social
does Smoltz want Rodriguez to steal second for strategic reasons, or for revenge?
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
did he remove the 29 buttplug shirt to reveal a 30 buttplug shirt underneath?
normcharlatan.bsky.social
Most normal Canadian / Le Canadien le plus normal
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
had a half baked joke that involved Iowa right end Hayden Large but almost fell asleep from the effort
megrowler.fangraphs.com
idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
going to game 2 and a little disappointed i won't see ohtani pitch (figured it was likely with the off day on wednesday)
ericstephen.bsky.social
Blake Snell starts Game 1 and Yoshinobu Yamamoto starts Game 2 for the Dodgers
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myonlylemonade.bsky.social
ye gods, I lay upon the altar one lightly used subaru forester
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
Meg Rowley, I get the thing about eating your own hair
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
ye gods, I beseech thee (or whatever)
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
I would accept many forms of public humiliation to buy two runs. Two runs. Nudity, bank statements, etc.
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
I swear to god if we get BABIP'd in this game I will join a cult
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cyrthogg.bsky.social
Sometimes in these games you need the batted-ball breaks. The Brewers aren't getting those.

After a 111.2 mph liner from Contreras turns into a double play, the Brewers have hit into five outs at 100+ mph through five innings.
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
I would accept many forms of public humiliation to buy two runs. Two runs. Nudity, bank statements, etc.
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cyrthogg.bsky.social
How can anyone be against a challenge system?
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
move over, mary hart and the los angeles dodgers, you're not the only team with celebs behind home plate! rocking brew crew hoodies tonight we find none other than former president and first lady gerald and betty ford
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
is it me or does Miz's slider not really breaking?
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
thank you William, from the very bottom of my heart (which may explode)
myonlylemonade.bsky.social
I've been out of commission all day and just catching up to the whole Megill opener deal. Has there been any comment from the brass about . . . why? I'm flabbergasted.
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.