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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

I will cry laughing if they turn a double play

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

this game is about to end, M’s are winning it this inning

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 1h

And we go onto the bottom of the 15th inning with a little song about a Brand New Key.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

LaTroy Hawkins favorite pitcher, Tommy Kahnle

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1h

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

it was amazing

• Astros manager Phil Garner choosing Brad Ausmus (80 career home runs) instead of Hall of Famer Jeff Bagwell (449 homers) to pinch-hit with two outs in the bottom of the ninth ... and Ausmus coming through with a game-tying dinger

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

15th*

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

I remember the insane one from like 2005 with the Astros and Braves. the Chris Burke game.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

you’re hearing it more and more nowadays

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

just mixed up Chris Bosio and Mike Schooler, I need this game to end

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1h

if they had let him pitch one more inning we might not even be here lol

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Ben @vtben.bsky.social · 1h

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

14th*

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

having fun watching the Mariners and Tigers go to the 13th inning

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 2h

i was just about to post how much i cannot stand him, just unbearable to listen to

assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

yeah i said something out loud here at home lol

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 4h

i read medical evidence all day long and i’ve never once seen a doctor talk about someone’s “cardiac age” lol

Reuters @reuters.com · 4h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 4h

me, a guy who has not watched a full Tigers game all year, sitting on my couch: wow I would NOT have taken out Skubal

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 7h

this is the proper way to eat a bagel

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 7h

we just saw it on MTV Classic which is what prompted my wife to say it lol

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 8h

really good songs by The Bangles are known as Banglers.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 8h

i bought like 12 different music books to read when things got bad in February and it was not only informative but absolutely kept me off my phone lol

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

me in my time machine when Walton Goggins takes the call from his agent about getting into commercials

walt yelling in the SUV in the desert in breaking bad

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 15h

I love that all the GOP shitheads are just Grizz and Dot Com telling Jack and Liz that they need to get Tracy a Kennedy Center award or he’s going to lock himself in an electrical closet and just start cutting wires.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 16h

i love how lahey is just casually carrying his gun around

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