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Ehren Ohkneel
@ehrenohkneel.bsky.social
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First I was over there, now I am over here. Continuing to trend towards eliciting "okay, grandma" responses. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶
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The Onion @theonion.com · 32m
Church Of England Names First Woman Leader https://theonion.com/church-of-england-names-first-woman-leader/
“Finally someone for the Pope to marry.” Caroline Bertone, Bunker Decorator
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 14h
New meme format
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
Just brutal.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I am very happy for Tyler Glasnow, who had to deal with maybe he most bullshit strike zone and recurring lack of run support of all time.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
If your NLDS ERA is above 10.00, take off the t-shirt and get off the field.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like it's not okay to celebrate Pages for this win. That wasn't on you, guy.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like it's not okay to celebrate Pages for this win. That wasn't on you, guy.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
Same.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14h
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
See a real gamer would have gotten hit by that pitch.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
OMG Pinch hit Kershaw FFS
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I mean, if he's gonna keep being like that at the plate...
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
Snell would be on regular rest at that point if I am not mistaken. But I might be because who cares?
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
OHTANI. PEN. NAO.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I don't even know where we are in the lineup but for fucks sake one of them better hit the goddamned ball in to the goddamned grass, or into the stands and not into anyone's goddamned glove.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
Baseball faeries that he swung at that pitch.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
You better put Ohtani in that motherfucking pen right motherfucking 15 minutes ago.
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Daniel Brim @dbrim.com · 14h
Simpsons blackboard but it’s Dave Roberts being forced to write “Blake Treinen is not good”
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
He coulda just left Glasgow in. But NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 14h
I swear to god... THE LORDT!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 15h
Nope. We'll just go to the 10th and risk the return of Michael Conforto.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe he will walk this off because we all hate him and want him to go which means he'll live to ruin another game.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 15h
ICE needed her help.
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 15h
WHY ARE WE PUTTING MAX IN NOW?!?!?!
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 15h
A+