Ehren Ohkneel
@ehrenohkneel.bsky.social
First I was over there, now I am over here.
Continuing to trend towards eliciting "okay, grandma" responses.
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Continuing to trend towards eliciting "okay, grandma" responses.
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These Jesus people are holding up the low riders and the fire department and need to move it along.
We’re at our neighborhood holiday parade & have been accosted by at least 3 churches, one of which took significant offense at our refusal to take one of their postcards & aggressively insisted that Jesus loves us. But sure, we’re the ones shoving our “lifestyle” down people’s throats.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
These Jesus people are holding up the low riders and the fire department and need to move it along.
The Highland Park Christmas Parade is poppin off.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Highland Park Christmas Parade is poppin off.
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A lot of people are rightfully concentrating on the hanging part, but what's the 'if I'm in charge later' bit about?
it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A lot of people are rightfully concentrating on the hanging part, but what's the 'if I'm in charge later' bit about?
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“I don’t treat fat people any differently”
(Photos by the inimitable Haley Morris Cafiero: www.haleymorriscafiero.com)
(Photos by the inimitable Haley Morris Cafiero: www.haleymorriscafiero.com)
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“I don’t treat fat people any differently”
(Photos by the inimitable Haley Morris Cafiero: www.haleymorriscafiero.com)
(Photos by the inimitable Haley Morris Cafiero: www.haleymorriscafiero.com)
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didn’t get to this section of Madame Tussaud’s I guess
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
didn’t get to this section of Madame Tussaud’s I guess
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What I see and hear when someone tells me they think Gavin Newsom or Mayor Pete are our best hope.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What I see and hear when someone tells me they think Gavin Newsom or Mayor Pete are our best hope.
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He doesn't realize that the proletariat will bring back guillotines.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He doesn't realize that the proletariat will bring back guillotines.
Why do these people think no one can see them being like this? Is it because in trying to have a society the rest of us can’t spend all day, every day, bullying you properly and thus you think we don’t notice how much you just absolutely suck all of the time?
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why do these people think no one can see them being like this? Is it because in trying to have a society the rest of us can’t spend all day, every day, bullying you properly and thus you think we don’t notice how much you just absolutely suck all of the time?
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greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
it's in the running
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
it's in the running
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This is about as evil as it gets
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.
Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland.
Full Report: lataco.com/daily-memo-d...
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Posed As Humans Hiring Day Laborers As A Ruse to Kidnap Them ~ L.A. TACO
Border Patrol raided five Home Depots, chased a man into a bus, and a flower vendor into a gas station, who were among at least 13 people kidnapped around the Southland, with most of the focus in Oran...
lataco.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is about as evil as it gets
One of my most clutch moments was tracking down a piano tuner at 8pm to come to the club and get a rented piano tuned to whatever the alternate tunings are that the Gotan Project uses or otherwise the show was gonna get canceled. You cannot fathom how many times I heard "I can tuna fish" that night.
That Gotan Project album is a banger: the late 90s/early 00s trip-hop/drum'n'bass/samba/tango era was superb and short-lived in a way that the continued, embarrassing existence of electroswing is not.
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One of my most clutch moments was tracking down a piano tuner at 8pm to come to the club and get a rented piano tuned to whatever the alternate tunings are that the Gotan Project uses or otherwise the show was gonna get canceled. You cannot fathom how many times I heard "I can tuna fish" that night.
Or good news if you have played fantasy baseball for several years and know the catch-22 that is Byron Buxton's ability vs his injury history.
Bad news if you wanted the Dodgers to trade for Byron Buxton.
dodgerblue.com/mlb-hot-stov...
dodgerblue.com/mlb-hot-stov...
Twins' Byron Buxton decision potentially impacts Dodgers
Los Angeles Dodgers may have been interested in a Byron Buxton trade, but the Minnesota Twins reportedly are looking to add to their roster.
dodgerblue.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Or good news if you have played fantasy baseball for several years and know the catch-22 that is Byron Buxton's ability vs his injury history.
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Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".
The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".
The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
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TURN THE LIGHTS ON! Everybody go home if you can afford one!
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
TURN THE LIGHTS ON! Everybody go home if you can afford one!
I am not a doctor but this is more or less a dialysis machine with extra marketing for people who are not experiencing kidney failure, no?
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am not a doctor but this is more or less a dialysis machine with extra marketing for people who are not experiencing kidney failure, no?
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Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tomorrow is National Miners Day, which probably isn’t a big deal in your family, but it is in mine and I’m working tomorrow so we’re doing this tonight
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
The Labor Department barely acknowledges WHY December 6 is set aside, so I’m going to turn the mic over to my mom for a minute
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More than anything else classism is that if you lose your company half a million you get fired, but if Zuck loses Meta 77 billion he gets paid $28 million.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
More than anything else classism is that if you lose your company half a million you get fired, but if Zuck loses Meta 77 billion he gets paid $28 million.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
What's a song you like but you can't listen to because it's too played out still? Feed the Tree just came on and I realized it was the first time in like 900 years I didn't skip it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What's a song you like but you can't listen to because it's too played out still? Feed the Tree just came on and I realized it was the first time in like 900 years I didn't skip it.
I think about this a lot. Like, why don't they? What would be materially different it they did? What if the parties drafted politicians?
If Shapiro and Newsom are so concerned about Trump supporters they should run as Republicans.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think about this a lot. Like, why don't they? What would be materially different it they did? What if the parties drafted politicians?
Gavin Newsom should deeply consider shutting the fuck up and going the fuck away.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Gavin Newsom should deeply consider shutting the fuck up and going the fuck away.
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Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
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We're all posting the same moon but that's cool because without the moon there there wouldn't be sanderlings scampering up to the waves and then running away from them again. 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We're all posting the same moon but that's cool because without the moon there there wouldn't be sanderlings scampering up to the waves and then running away from them again. 🥰
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Workers at Caesars Horseshoe Casino in Indiana this week are voting to form a union in the face of aggressive and illegal union busting.
I applaud their courageous effort and strongly support their fight for a union against outrageous corporate greed.
I applaud their courageous effort and strongly support their fight for a union against outrageous corporate greed.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Workers at Caesars Horseshoe Casino in Indiana this week are voting to form a union in the face of aggressive and illegal union busting.
I applaud their courageous effort and strongly support their fight for a union against outrageous corporate greed.
I applaud their courageous effort and strongly support their fight for a union against outrageous corporate greed.