Illogical Volume
@nearit.bsky.social
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Writer, Mindless One, former hench empress.
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nearit.bsky.social
Well, you have that luxury, here, on the internet. Back in the real world, Blair's mate Gavin has a very expensive spreadsheet that says it's simply impossible to say that anything involving a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿or a 🇬🇧 is The Bad Nationalism.
nearit.bsky.social
Always clear it was just lads who wear their prefect badge to bed taking another step to reassure themselves they are very clever and not even a little bit oikish, yes.
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mindlessones.bsky.social
Sad this frankly fucking astonishing @frasergeesin.bsky.social image didn't appear in the version that went out to people's inboxes.

We'll have a word with the typsetting department!
The hive of gammon worms, faces warmed by the glow of old box TVs tuned in to borrowed glory.
nearit.bsky.social
You can't eat a flag... but you can shag one, and don't let the woke Sopranos tell you otherwise, eh Blair?
nearit.bsky.social
All we're trying to do is make the best thing on the internet every week, you know?
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nearit.bsky.social
Quite a dramatic way to sat "bit tired"
nearit.bsky.social
It wasn't but now I am introgued.
nearit.bsky.social
On holiday, trying to remember what it is to feel rested.
A photo of the sun setting on Ciutadella
nearit.bsky.social
"...but the dictionaries contained innumerable incomprehensible words she could only define through their use in his other books, for these words had ceased to describe facts and now stood only for ideas or memories."
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tristangrayford.scot
As discord suffers a massive data breach of people's personal data and ID documents congrats to the UK Government for bringing in the undercooked law that made it absolutely inevitable this would happen, repeatedly
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kieranhurley.bsky.social
a shocking - and actually quite terrifying - open dereliction of this government's responsibility to its own citizens
adambienkov.bsky.social
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
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streakofpith.bsky.social
🚨FINAL FEW DAYS!🚨

The UK Comics Creator Survey will close forever at midnight on Monday 6th! Have you submitted your response yet? Or were you, like me*, waiting for the last minute? The last minute is now, lads! Get in there!

ukcomicscreators.org.uk

*I thrive** on pressure
**Exist painfully
nearit.bsky.social
Just hit the familiar point where I go from thinking "this new woods album is pretty good eh?" to looking deep into every jump in time or perspective like I'm hoping to find jesus.

billywoods.bandcamp.com/track/waterp...
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danmcdaid.bsky.social
I saw this video and immediately stood up and applauded
nearit.bsky.social
Breaking Bad (AMC, 2008 - 2013)
A snapshot of a Columbo episode where our man is asking another inconvenient question about someone called "Heisenberg". He has a picture of the suspect, but could a high school teacher really be such a poor role model to a former pupil and surrogate son?
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shaunvids.bsky.social
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Can't believe she actually said this shit
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Out on tour with The Smashing Pumpkins Nature kids, I, they don't have no function I don't understand what they mean
And I could really give a fuck
The Stone Temple Pilots, they're elegant bachelors They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
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msclairebiddles.bsky.social
i've had the privilege of seeing some process pages from this book and let me tell you it's beautiful, hedonistic, vibrant stuff – biased bc he is my bestie but jules is THE person to adapt orlando into a comic, the world is not ready!
averyhill.bsky.social
Thrilled to share that @julesscheele.bsky.social is adapting Virginia Woolf’s Orlando as a graphic novel biography with Avery Hill! From Elizabethan courts to the present day, a timeless journey reimagined in comics. ✨📚
nearit.bsky.social
First time was the night before we travelled down south for Mark's funeral, so it felt significant to read the new Mindless Ones piece on rhymes, stained glass portals, and Mark's refusal of time after coming out of tonight's gig.
nearit.bsky.social
"I hide everything in the rhymes/That's why I need it dark onstage" - third time I've seen billy woods now, probably the best.

youtu.be/rRJxLvw_qos?...
nearit.bsky.social
Claire Biddles I knew I could count on you.
nearit.bsky.social
The transition from an all Eminem playlist to DJ Haram's set was jarring, but when she got going it sounded HUGE!

Good fit for the former church space in St Lukes.

youtu.be/jrksdYxbtsw?...
Photo of DJ Haram performing in a former place of worship in Glasgow.