Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan
@nikkiophan.bsky.social
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
BREAKING: feddy fivebear killed my fat white ass
a five nights at Freddy's standee featuring all the animatronics staring down at a blonde woman doing the peter griffin death pose
nikkiophan.bsky.social
I know for a fact I banged the wives of a few mar a lago attendees when I lived in orlando
(most of the time they watched from the nearby chair)
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junestrings.bsky.social
i do think it's lovely we live in a world where we can fun and even fun with each other
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
as the world gets worse you need to look at more bugs. it will help, in a cosmic sort of way. there's little animals around you that you can look at as they do little animal things. look a bug as soon as possible. connect with other animal in this way and know
nikkiophan.bsky.social
trillion dollal idea: PENADRYL, a vape pen that let's you vape straight diphenhydramine
nikkiophan.bsky.social
even if not specifically intending to even, my shit has ended up stolen and mixed into PMVs/hypnos/random gifs on discord/etc
nikkiophan.bsky.social
the sheer horror of "I'm pretty sure, good chance, that some of the evil motherfuckers running the government/fashy media sphere have shamefuly jerked off to me in some capacity"

something I gotta reckon with i guess
nikkiophan.bsky.social
you're telling me, clips of mine show up there often in pmvs and such

and outside of stolen clips, I'm pretty sure more than one big name right wing media figure has shamefully cranked it to my most popular video :/
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originalist.bsky.social
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in the press

And NYPD "Adams's protective detail kidnapped an Italian crypto investor and brought him to gangsters who sexually tortured him for his password" "forced him to smoke crack"
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
by 2026 we'll have vp, maybe president JD Vance holding a press event, frantic, hysterical, raving about how "The BNWO" is behind the great replacement killing white birthrates, and how he has "HARD DRIVES FULL OF PROOF!!!" upon which he'll describe some racist sissy porn to ancient ass senators
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transmisc.bsky.social
angel of the devonian age

#prehistoricart #fossil #devonian #angel
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fullslack.bsky.social
Obama saw this and thought “wow what a clear-eyed individual and a principled fighter for Peace!”
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bombsfall.bsky.social
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
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letitmelo.bsky.social
Oh sure, actual sex pest Jared Leto gets to roll up to work and force everyone to call him by a different name, but the second someone gives their pronouns...
ladyemily.nebula.tv
Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”
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ascalaphid.com
my partner keeps drawing varmint yuri and forcing me to ink it
not a complaint, to be clear
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
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alsvid.bsky.social
Never forget that Ted Bundy used porn addiction as a defense for his serial killing activity
phoenixcalida.bsky.social
Nothing is wrong in this post

I would only also add a significant part of the pseudoscience was directly created to absolve white men of sex crimes

"It's not his fault, he has an addiction!"

Said by the same people who think you can beat heterosexuality and good manners into children
faeriegasm.bsky.social
This will be the hill I die on, “porn addiction” is not real, that phrase specifically is used as a dog whistle and is backed only by pseudoscience which has been created by right wing fascist organisations with the intention to demonise minorities. It is not real, actual science proves it isn’t.
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vaporlight.bsky.social
no one has more fundamental cringe about being american than american reactionaries lol. they keep yearning for the unearned sense of racial supremacy among philtrumless sister-impregnating europoid blueblood freaks of nature & projecting about it
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fito-telmata.cryptoanarchy.network
An opposition party OPPOSES.
An opposition that does not OPPOSE is AN ACCOMPLICE.
Republicans know this. They have known it since Mitch McConnell and the Obama administration.
Does he believe abortion is murder? Who cares? He's being paid by his handlers to OPPOSE so he OPPOSES.
(Part 3)
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fito-telmata.cryptoanarchy.network
"Bluesky users are always so mean to Democrats when it's the Republicans---"
Silence.
Everyone in this country who has died after January 6th because the Democrats did not forcibly remove the Republican insurrectionists from public office is the responsibility of the Democrats.
(Part 2)
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fito-telmata.cryptoanarchy.network
Make the Democrats atone for the next 20 years.
This is not an extreme position. It is the ONLY WAY that the people living on this land will survive.
Not "compromise". Atone.
(A thread)
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