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Not Invented Here

@notinventedhere.bsky.social

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he/him. MSV, Desert-class. #botmaker: - @dungeon-junk.bsky.social - @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - @space-stories.bsky.social

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · Nov 16

Welcome to all my new followers! Check out my Bsky bots:
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 6h

😂

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 9h

Hey I know that guy (it's you)

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 1d

hit da bricks

graphic of a bunch of running skeletons like the meme that only had one

Headline:

NEWS
Hormone secreted by bones may help us escape danger

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 13h

We need a Neuromancer cover Tier List, there's a lot of them (the version I have isn't even in this pic lol)

Image search for Neuromancer book cover art

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 16h

ORK

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 1d

I don't like that it spoils how the main guy, Neuromancer, is actually made of ribbons.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 1d

DTMFA (Damn, That's Many Feathered Animals)

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 2d

silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 2d

Not joking when I say my kids would fucking LOVE this

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap!
The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Well they're on now!

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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 4d

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!

Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 18d

🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️
@ me for Halloween treats!
🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.

Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 5d

You stick your hand in the bowl of candy🍬🍬 and grab a creepy throwing knife. It's embellished with spooky decorations of 🧛draculas🧛‍♀️.

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I'm not sure how I'd feel playing a non-one-shot of MoSh. I want everyone to feel like they might die by the end (or at least be horribly maimed/infected with Something Weird)!

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Xavier needs a character art job @xavierck.com · 6d

I am proud to be a knobhead

Meme I stole from Tumblr:

A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot.

Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 4d

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

One of my kids was telling me about a Youtuber called "ClownPiss" and I had to get them to repeat it like 5 times before I figured out it was "ClownPierce" (which I can only assume is the "joke" but it went way over my kid's head)

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

A relic from last century, you say?

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Good to see he's moved on from that spat with the Turtles

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Alsace nerfed, smh

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

[slaps hand on roof of pre-expansion Crusader Kings] this baby can fit so much Alsace inside

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Now I want a Jurassic Park 2 logo with the T-Rex looming out of the logo and holding up a ✌️

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