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We need a Neuromancer cover Tier List, there's a lot of them (the version I have isn't even in this pic lol)
I don't like that it spoils how the main guy, Neuromancer, is actually made of ribbons.
DTMFA (Damn, That's Many Feathered Animals)
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You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?
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silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are
Not joking when I say my kids would fucking LOVE this
Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.
Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap!
The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
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the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.
Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!
🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️
@ me for Halloween treats!
🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️
This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.
You stick your hand in the bowl of candy🍬🍬 and grab a creepy throwing knife. It's embellished with spooky decorations of 🧛draculas🧛‍♀️.
Yeah I'm not sure how I'd feel playing a non-one-shot of MoSh. I want everyone to feel like they might die by the end (or at least be horribly maimed/infected with Something Weird)!
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One of my kids was telling me about a Youtuber called "ClownPiss" and I had to get them to repeat it like 5 times before I figured out it was "ClownPierce" (which I can only assume is the "joke" but it went way over my kid's head)
A relic from last century, you say?
Good to see he's moved on from that spat with the Turtles
[slaps hand on roof of pre-expansion Crusader Kings] this baby can fit so much Alsace inside
Now I want a Jurassic Park 2 logo with the T-Rex looming out of the logo and holding up a ✌️