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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22m

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 2h

i gotta tell you i am an old lady who doesn’t go to halloween parties anymore/currently and my kid sticks with pokemon or star wars costumes

i had no idea there were so many inflatable costume options. there’s a fuckin corn cob inflatable costume i’m dead

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 2h

i do not know why but a bunch of folks spinning in circles to cher while wearing inflatable animal costumes, pissing off fash, is exactly what i personally needed to see right now

Alicia Victoria Lozano @aliciavlozano.bsky.social · 1d

Someone showed up with a cart of inflatables. The protest is now a dance party outside the PDX ICE facility. Federal police have mostly stood back but did unleash a toxin into the air @nbcnews.com

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 3h

i am forever grateful to my mom for somehow counteracting my dad’s “women can’t play sports” with a hearty “fuck you, your daughter does,” my brother agreeing, and my dad coming around. so many men never did and they’re missing out on Good Sports

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 3h

i love when women athletes come
on gameday and folks have signs like “i’m here for sabrina” (ionescu)

absolutely fuckin love it, any time OU softball players come on it’s like royalty

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 3h

(not a threat or an ideation, a futurama reference, but this is the internet)

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 3h

this here robot can take my child to six flags so that i can keep making far less than i’m worth to do other people’s work. thank you robot are you also a suicide booth, because that’s where we’re headed,

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 5h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 3h

flu shot day coinciding with the red river shootout, a fine tradition spanning six years now

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h

looks like the hamburglar lmao

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 6h

may the most notable thing that happens today be the red river shootout and by that i mean football because we live in hell. boomer

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15h

Top of the 12th

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 19h

if this ever ends may i never hear about andy ngo again until they (some rando reposted into my timeline) announce his passing

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 21h

if waffle house counts, waffle house

if not, white castle or cane’s

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 22h

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h

cool. love it. more insane shit

a woman is laying on her stomach on a blue couch and making a funny face .

Alt: elettra lamborghini looking extremely bored

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h

even if i had a time machine to go back to when i gave a modicum of a shit about any of what these people were up to i still would not watch this. i would find something else to do

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 1d

Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h

i’m mclaughing at that stupid ass excuse they came up with. next they’ll say they incidentally found mortgage fraud

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h

if this escapes containment i am well aware of the silent generation thank you god bless

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