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CreepyPasta Ben

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america’s first and only socialist playwright® i like having fun on the Computer

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 16d

this november, come see SPOONS. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cringe

poster for Spoons a play by Ben Firke, november 1-9 2025. 2 people nuzzling with veils over their faces

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 4h

here cometh thine boi
zounds, how art thou

Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 5h

My wife brought home a sticker book and we were surprised to find a picture of me inside:

A sticker of a toad in a tutu on pointe, juggling balls and knives.

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 4h

I just dont yet

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 4h

I could out pizza the hut. if I cared enough

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 1d

baseball announcer: and Dingler comes to the plate

daisy: no. they can’t name him that.

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 1d

the world would be a better place if someone got peter thiel into metal music instead of ayn rand or whatever. a far more acceptable outlet for an antichrist obsession

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 1d

seeing aj pierzynski is like a Proustian reverie trigger for me. a load bearing pillar of my past life as a chicagoan

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 2d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

my man was cookin when he wrote this

"It's a fact that we always let ourselves be bamboozled by the possibilities [...] No one worries about the actual results. One simply sticks with the possibilities. The actual results of radio are deplorable, but its possibilities are 'infinite,' so radio is a good thing. It is a very bad thing."
- Bertolt Brecht

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

achewood comic

roast beef: How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!

lil nephew: I'm LEAVIN'! I ain't NEVER comin' back!

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

happy friday to the bag getters and the bag getters only

frazier saying everybody wang chung tonight

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

sorry. sorry. i’m trying to remove it

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

stocks are good again

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

“equus,” peter shaffer, 1973

This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 2d

Im so horny i could have sex with a horse

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

Can you sand me massage

Olivia Lee @oliviaoli0075.bsky.social · 2d

Can you sand me massage

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Bom Tellino @bomtellino.bsky.social · 2d

ICE spotted and verified all over Uptown, Edgewater, Lincoln Square and Ravenswood today. Be safe and let everyone know. AND FUCK ICE!

ICE Detention at Leland and
Magnolia on 10/10 around 10:56am
The Rapid Response Network verified the presence of 2 federal agents who detained one person at Magnolia and Leland. Agents were in a black Chevy.
If you see ICE activity, please contact the Family Support Network at 855-435-7693.

ICE Detention at 5445 Sheridan on 10/10 at 9:25 am
The Rapid Response Network verified the presence of three federal agents at
5445 Sheridan, between Catalpa and Balmoral. One person was detained while working on landscaping. Agents were driving a black Jeep Wagoneer.
If you see ICE activity, please contact the Family Support Network at 855-435-7693.

ICE Sighting outside of Ravenswood
Elementary on 10/10 ~ 9:40am
The Rapid Response Network verified the presence of federal agents around the school (on Paulina just south of Montrose). There was an unsuccessful attempt to detain one individual.
REQUEST FOR SUPPORT: Be present around the school from 3-4:30pm to monitor school pick up
If you see ICE activity, please contact the Family Support Network at 855-435-7693.

ICE Detention at Western and Foster on 10/10 at 8:40 am
The Rapid Response Network verified the presence of federal agents at Foster & Western. At least 6 people were detained. Agents remain in the area. Agents are driving a silver Pontiac minivan.
If you see ICE activity, please contact the Family Support Network at 855-435-7693.

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長月 @littlebilham.itch.io · 2d

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

no but I had this album by a band called the No WTO Combo (dead kennedys singer, nirvana bassist) that featured a lengthy spoken word track detailing the protests. i’ll check out the film though!

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Apr 30

Pointing alien. Text: YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED
To kick it on Bad@$$ Panet.
Send to 5 bad MFs you want to see on the spaceship ride there.

(must be extra bad for return trip)

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

reminds me of the cardboard turtles at the WTO in ‘99 (ok I wasn’t there I was 10 but i’ve seen pics)

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 2d

bahai temple?

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

I feel bad for the Phillies. but this is tremendous content

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

well that was the funniest possible ending to that game

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

sounds like a badchild

CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

my favorite player of all time

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 12d

To the guy in the upper deck with a Ryan Garko shirsey: You're a real one, and we see you.

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CreepyPasta Ben @pastaben.bsky.social · 3d

seconded—i’ve done a little prison volunteering and if anyone reading this is scared of it: the people in the education programs are there because they want to be there. they’re not scary. they just want to learn and be less lonely and bored and connect with new people