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Anton @antonhand.bsky.social · 1h

Why would you pay $70 for battlefield 6 when a bonesaw like the one used by the Saudis, who now own EA, to dismember a journalist is only $16.71 on Amazon dot com

🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 2h

why would you pay $70 for battlefield 6 when you can get a combo meal at wendys for $90

Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 2h

Why would you pay $70+ for Battlefield 6 when Sol Cesto is $12.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Arch-o-Lantern @archimer.bsky.social · 3h

Bull Moose Pick Wall Update

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 11h

Obviously you don't need to rinse your pasta before serving. But you SHOULD powerwash it.

Live now with new model!

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KITTO @kitto-paint.bsky.social · 13h

Pinion meets a lil goober heretek :3

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Tanya is seeking work || 🔜 TCNA @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 17h

Sleep is elusive, so let's take a short trip to Thedas. twitch.tv/cypheroftyr

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BAFTA US Member, Ex-Monolith Prod. ,Twitch Partner, Sponsored by LogitechG. Rivals of Waterdeep & Black Dice Society Alum, Mother Lands RPG Creative Director, TakeThis Board Chair. Variety broadcaster...

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 1d

Live now! Come and consider the P A S T A B I L I T I E S with us!

Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 1d

I have been cooking this Vtuber model up with @eldritchboots.bsky.social for MONTHS. Now we are al dente!

Join me tonight for my official L2D Model debut!!!!!!!

7pm CST

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Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability

A sillouette of a Vtuber figure sits in a boiling pot of water.

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 1d

I have been cooking this Vtuber model up with @eldritchboots.bsky.social for MONTHS. Now we are al dente!

Join me tonight for my official L2D Model debut!!!!!!!

7pm CST

YT: www.youtube.com/@Pastability
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thepastability

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Tanya is seeking work || 🔜 TCNA @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, unless the team suddenly had a lot of Black folks on it? I would have likely passed on this from Ubi. Trying to tell this kind of story without us in the room, on narrative, art, etc would have been a disaster.

Still irritated they punked out & caved on making it.

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Assassin's Creed Set During Post-Civil War Period Canceled Last Year Due to Increasing Concerns Over U.S. Political Climate — Report - IGN

Ubisoft allegedly scrapped early plans for an Assassin's Creed game set during the U.S. post-Civil War period, a report has claimed, with the decision made primarily due to anxiety surrounding the cou...

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 1d

little dranmagic draw because i cant sleep and im thinking about 15 years in service to each other

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 4d

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 2d

i dont appreciate hells kitchen treating doing dishes and cleaning as punishments. chefs do their own dishes all the time. dishies are the coolest people and you cant have a kitchen without them. the real punishment is getting daydrunk in 100 degree weather on camera

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 2d

The other 10% is blowing up Arasaka Tower.

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 2d

90% of being a rockstar is the aesthetic. Who cares if you can play it? Can you WEAR it?

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 2d

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

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Notable_Tapir @notabletapir.bsky.social · 2d

Streaming the Salvager Challenge run today @ 3:30pm pst. Let's get in to some trouble.

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Gamer and designer who does it for the love of the game. Let's make some weird stuff.

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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 2d

Important Bolted! update, now you can make a mushroom your head (or any other body part). I stg this game is done now though

A modular Bolted! game character with a mushroom for a head and an elephant trunk for an arm

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 2d

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 2d

I'ma one up this with the "never met before, call on phone THEN immediately on teams when I don't pick up, then says hello and launches into issue before I get to say hello back."

I pretended I didn't have my headset on for the first half so they had to repeat themselves. Boomers.

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 3d

Y'all told these motherfuckers it was OK to let trans people lose their rights. Now they're banking on people letting them abandon everyone who looks vaguely Latino as well as actual immigrants. Who are y'all advocating for moderation gonna abandon next?

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”

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The Marriage Braggart @bombsfall.bsky.social · Feb 12

You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them

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Dr. Phyto (she/her) *Micro/Molecular biologist Looking for Work* @drphyto.bsky.social · 3d

#PhytoFacts

Your Weird Wednesday is brought to you by sundews!

Sundews or Drosera is a genus of carnivorous plants with at least 194 species. These tiny little predators have modified, tentacle-like leaves covered with sticky, sap-covered hairs to ensnare prey.

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 3d

The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..."

Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that"

Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope"

Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine"

Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope."

Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

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Pastability (He/Him) @pastability.bsky.social · 3d

Exactly one hour from this post I shall be reading some SCP articles and chatting. Then some Portal 2 coop with the ever talented @eldritchboots.bsky.social

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I am a loud, sentient, handsome bowl (or colander) of pasta! I am a variety streamer and Vtuber. I will be streaming everything from gaming to cooking, maybe even sword fighting. Who knows? Join me as...

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