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Patrick Fitzgerald

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Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · Aug 24

🎵 There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from MAGA land
Raise your arm as Elon Musk salutes the Fatherland
He’s a white supremecist
Re-enacting Schindler’s list
(But just the bad parts)
At Pee-wee German’s Playhouse!

Pee-wee German's Playhouse (Stephen Miller song parody)

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hopskotch SunDAY @hopskotch.bsky.social · 16h

Artist unknown. But this one hits home. 🔥✊🏼

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine being a dying WW2 veteran and the last thing you see on earth is your great-grandson invading Portland for fascism and losing to a frog wizard.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Shut your mouth...

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jwatsonco.bsky.social @jwatsonco.bsky.social · 1d

And yet we're giving $20B to Argentina, spending $1B on retrofitting a jet for the president and spending millions more to fly ALL our flag officers to the DC area for a 90-minute talk. Tell me more about your fiscal responsibility...

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

This fits the Trump pattern of financial fraud where he inflated values to get loans, and cried poverty when it was time to pay taxes:

Want to spend money? We’re doing great, build that ballroom and golden Oval Office. 🤑

Want to oppose something? OMG national debt, no spending! 😭

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process

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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 1d

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson looks familiar - has anyone checked if Project 2025 is burned into his palm?

A scene from the film Raiders of the Lost Arc, in which a Nazi salutes, showing the pattern burned into his hand.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

With peace like this, who needs war?

Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

Tensions between Venezuela and America soared following the attack, but Machado insisted to The Sunday Times that Trump was right to bomb the boat.

“I totally support his strategy,” Machado said. “And I’ve said on behalf of the Venezuelan people that we are very grateful. I think it is the right thing to do. It’s courageous. It’s visionary.”

Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody wants to see Trump’s tail, so this is a win.

Donald Trump playing tennis and showing his posterior.

Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Don't forget, frog warriors, attach a chemical repirator filter to your air intake fan to protect from ICE pepper attacks.
🌈 The more you know...

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 2d

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

This has inspired me… getting to work now on a Chewbacca door.

Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · Aug 30

This remarkable owl door was hand carved in the 1930s and is located near Copenhagen, Denmark.

The beak doubles as a door knocker 🦉

Photo of a wooden front door shaped as an owl. The eyes are windows and the beak is a door knocker. The house is white.

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Maud @maudhd.bsky.social · 1d

For the guy who still think he stop 7 wars including some countries who didn’t know they were at war…

…here you prize

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s hoping he’s the recipient and not the donor. 🤞

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

But do they have MedBeds?

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

I had not made that connection- thanks for pointing that out!

Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Just give him the Nobel Piss Prize. 1. He won’t know the difference; 2. He’s rumored to like that kind of thing.

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 2d

The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

These are people, some of whom claim they wouldn’t vote for Kamala Harris because of her laugh, so I don’t know… they might feel threatened by comically inflated frogs and unicorns.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

I love this so much, I’ve probably watched it 50 times at this point.

Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

If Antifa was Steely Dan:

Trump in Minneapolis

YouTube video by Mathias Lundqvist

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

Trump gets so much done he needs a yearly checkup every six months. It’s called efficiency.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center?
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...

Trump to visit Walter Reed for "routine yearly checkup" 6 months after annual physical exam

President Trump's annual physical examination in April showed his vital statistics were all within normal limits.

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

His neighbors would give him the Rand Paul treatment.

Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

They should be flying up Republican constituents from Louisiana to confront him.

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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 2d

Careful, he's going to hulk out.

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