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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎

@patrickworld.bsky.social

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Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. DMs only. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦🎸😼

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · Feb 10

‘hi’

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 1h

You should call her

Two round mushrooms with white caps and light brown centers growing close together on the forest floor. The way they’re shaped and positioned side by side makes them look humorously like a pair of breasts. Green plants and grass surround them.

Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 12h

a woman is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13h

I feel that 🖤

Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13h

Damn 🫂

Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13h

Hey! 👋🏾

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13h

Yes,and she was asking for you 😞

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15h

To me, the band with the most indelible sound in music is Turmericquai.

Ok look, this is a joke about the name Jamiroquai, but it’s also a joke about how if you spill something with turmeric on your clothes it won’t come out. I can’t walk you guys through all of these, ok?

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15h

You know, I miss my mom as much as I miss my dad, but I have zero modern pics of my mom because being a woman of her generation is saying ‘no no my hair!’ every time someone takes their phone out until one day you’re dead and no one remembers what you look like. Ladies, your hair is FINE

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15h

🫂 🫂🫂

Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15h

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive 😭

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15h

V psyched that Monday is #ColumboDay

a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23h

Essentially, yeah

Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23h

There’s a group of well known ‘comedians’ who I’ve never heard tell a joke. I just stumble across clips of them opining foolishly on topics they know nothing about 🤷🏾‍♂️