FINDING PATTERSBY
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A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. https://www.patterspod.com/listen Written by Ryan Sandoval Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
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My aged, hippie recluse family members now regret being far from family and my buttoned-down cousins regret not "going for it" so I don't know what's what
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Politicians burning up IRL resources via AI meme fights sounds about right
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Father forgive me, for I have learnt Paulstretch
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Neighbors are welcome to complain all they like I am NOT taking down the 37 Pennywise clowns in my front lawn theres not enough room for them anywhere else
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Always sad when a whole family calls it quits
A home sign sitting before a thrift store donation bin
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These are my dogs, Kona and Joplin, and these are human children Kona and Joplin
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Immensely helpful tutorial on making that ghost sound using reverse reverb

Tricks like this make me love narrative sound projects

youtu.be/HBF-PeJBD_U?...
How to Create a Spooky Ghost Voice in Audacity? | Tutorial
YouTube video by Narativ
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patterspod.bsky.social
Dang got my ass handed to me at a Labubu popup

Wouldn't change a thing

#franksinatra
#icu
#attemptedtheft
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boy this irs worker i waited for 2 hours on hold to speak to sure sounds dejected

tis a hurtin land
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*if public library carries this on Blu-ray
Its Morbin Time
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This reminds me I have to finish watching Morbius
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At the end of the day there is a specific glowing red hue I just cant say no to
Tron Area poster
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oh no drake tried to tell on kdot to teacher and it didnt work
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NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.
patterspod.bsky.social
desperately trying to get useable "woman wailing" track but they all belong to Hans Zimmer
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sounds right in our ballpark
rosemaryvictus.bsky.social
Listen #Writers, I don't know how to market this book (I don't know how to market in general), but it is very short and contains humor aimed at other writers. So maybe by the end of 60ish pages you'll have a laugh and decide that you'd like to give me a chance as an author.
#TheLurker #Writesky 1/2
Arrows pointing to an image of the cover for the Lurker (image credit Wesley Ferreria), subscript: what would it take for you to start writing?

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About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words
Torture via reading your teenage Twilight fanfic out-loud
Kitty sidekick with a ridiculous name
meta-humor that only other writers will find funny
It's like Misery but funny and will never have a movie adaptation
Painfully obvious self-insert character
patterspod.bsky.social
Have sidled up to every passerby I see, trying to make "...in this neighborhood it kinda seems like YOURE the treat" catch on
trying.al
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Duh just make your HOUSE the monster
Garage with teeth
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dansheehan.bsky.social
Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.