A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

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Touching this bird can result in numbness & tingling in extremities. Eating it can result in paralysis or death ☠️.

Let's talk about neurotoxic birds 🐦.

(📷: Ben G Freeman, benjamingfreeman.com)

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

let cal say fuck on tv

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

Tonight, we find out the terrible price of the witch’s spell. The Mariners can’t be eliminated… if the game never ends.

this ump sounds completely checked out

I have no particular investment in either team but i wish I hadn't turned this game off to play silksong, what the fuck is happening

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

it's not FOR us

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II

there was one with Idris Elba advertising an AI company between two different Jersey Mike's commercials with Danny DeVito. and then there's the nonstop sportsbook ads. anyway, go birds fuck da yankees

I've unfortunately been forcibly exposed to modern American advertising watching the mlb playoffs and I'm starting to understand why our country is like this now, I'd go crazy too if I had to see this all the time

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

the Yankees don't deserve this. they deserve worse

VLADDY SLAM!!!!!!!!

#ALDS

This is the 1993 World Series champion Blue Jays team in stained glass as seen at the Old Spaghetti Factory tonight. Heads on sheep & saints.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915: