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Philip Bite Marks

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I love my dog. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · Mar 1

Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

I fixed the size of her head. WIP next witchy drawing

Start of a charcoal drawing of a woman perched on an undrawn stump holding one hand out toward the viewer and one hand keeping her steady on the stump

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 6h

This is bad news. I don't hate snakes, but I do hate getting bit by the venemous ones

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1d

LISTEN

This is important

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Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 6h

Trapdoor to a ball pit.

Your move.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · Aug 2

Bow, minions! 🦝 #charcoal #art #mammals

Charcoal drawing of a raccoon holding Its hands up as if slowing people down or telling people to get down or "BOW MINIONS"

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

I fixed the size of her head. WIP next witchy drawing

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h

So I'm sitting here watching the end of season 7 of DS9 and Bashir tries to get O'Brien admit that he likes him more than his wife and Bashir says he likes him more than Dax. Is there as much of a Bashir/O'Brien thing as Garashir? O'Brashir maybe?

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h

Hm, yeah. Bit of a cheat there

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 1d

Hamburger Help me!

Meme created by me 😏 3 vertical slides. The top is of an older woman who has fallen down from the life alert commercials in the 90s and a speech bubble that says "hamburger Help me!" The middle is the four fingered white glove mascot from Hamburger Helper holding a spoon on a red background
The bottom slide is another older woman from a similar life alert commercial as a testimonial saying "my husband is alive today because of Hamburger Helper"

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

Days go by and still I think of you

a group of people are driving a car at night and one of them is smiling .

Alt: a group of people are driving a car at night and one of them is smiling and dancing so weirdly but it was cool at the time. Eclipse commercial from early 2000s featuring the song Days Go By by Dirty Vegas

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 9h

smoking on that shit that made enya sail away

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

No? I feel like I remember something

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

Oh nice. Cheers

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Jay Loveridge (Cunt Era) @ihatenfts.whitecanof.monster · 9h

hey it's weed time

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 18h

Buffalo Bill from Silence Of The Lambs answering the door looking very nonchalant and a speech bubble below

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

Wait, baseball isn't done yet? Ugh ... Go birds? 🤷

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 19h

I'm starting my own prize. We'll call it the Noble. First one goes posthumously to the little dog that played Wishbone

a dog wearing a knight 's helmet with peteneems on the bottom right

Alt: The jack Russel terrier Wishbone from the PBS program called Wishbone where the dog reenacts classic literature. The mask of a suit of armor pops up and the dog sticks his head out and he's wearing a newsy hat

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 14h

Just finished. This is a bit of a long walk but holy shit was it worth it. I ugly cried through the end. Incredibly written, non-linear, characters with so much depth, engaging and captivating story. Just wow. 5⭐ 💙📚

Book cover Flashlight by Susan Choi. The image is turned on its side, but it's a very stylized painting of a person standing on beach with a red sun behind them.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

🙂🤙 heck yeah

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10h

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

Hank is proud of you

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · Sep 3

PSA:

Hank Hill from King Of The Hill saying via speech bubble "Remember to clean your bong. You want to taste the weed, not the water."

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 10h

Me as a kid: I want to be an archaeologist!

Me as an adult: How long should I wait before I tell my date I’m a shitposter? I don’t want to bone on a full stomach but they have lava cake

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 12h

Just taking the temperature of this pineapple

A pineapple, cur lengthwise in half. A woman’s hand, sticking her pointer finger into the meaty, dense core

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Saoirse Kenney; Antifa Cat Herder is a Clippy 🖇️ @saoirsekenney.bsky.social · 10h

💕💸 #KeepFolksAlive #MutualAidRequest #Food
After four grueling hours at DSS I am back in the motel. No more begging for shelter money! But, no EBT til next Thursday, I have saltines & ginger brew. Any help will be much appreciated 💖
Venmo/CA: saorsiek (profile pic is the same) or Instacart codes

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Andrea BoBandrea @abobandrea.bsky.social · 10h

Unsolicited thick pick

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