Pork Roll Scoop
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Pork Roll Scoop
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Track Coach. Scoop. Phan. Not in that order. Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
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S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.
all of these people would do well to learn something about “cheap” and “costly” grace. no one is saying that platner is irredeemable, but that some things are a bridge too far for someone seeking a public trust. if he feels truly contrite, he can work on himself and his community and try again.
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The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team
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If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
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If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.

Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
It's "I knew my team would choke" for the I Hate Sportsball crowd
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Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
I love that in a a paragraph detailing the personal issues that each president since the '50s had, even a staunch conservative just had to skip Jimmy Carter. Wonderful writing, as usual
John Kruk is friends with Mick Foley?!
That looks so cool! I just got the botanical flower centerpiece to build for the weekend
This doesn't say a single thing about fire or theaters or crowds....
Uncle Bill's Pancake House, obviously
The absolute best
one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.
To be fair, only 3 of those words have the potential to ruin my day
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If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man
Just subscribed. You've been keeping me sane the last couple years of watching awful hockey from the Carolinas. Glad you're getting recognition and thank you for all the work you and Charlie and Kelly and Steph have been doing.