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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 3h

The Brewers’ bullpen is full of guys who look like they would be in Workaholics

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h

by this time next year, we want ICE agent to be one of the most miserable, soul destroying, hated jobs in america, we want parking enforcement to look like a dream job by comparison

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h

the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold

Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 6h

It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 7h

a cat and a kitten are laying on a bed together .

ALT: a cat and a kitten are laying on a bed together .

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 8h

I think about the D'Angelo needledrop in Red Dead Redemption 2 at least once a month. He had something really unique to him. 51 is far too young.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13h

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 1d

The new Zach Woods comedy looks good

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 1d

“It’s Raining Men” – The Weather Girls
“Male Precipitation Fantasy in C Major for Female Duo of Solitary Chart Triumph”

If Pop Songs Had Classical Music Titles

“Friday” – Rebecca Black “Temporal Awareness Cantata in G Major for Adolescent Voice and Auto-Tuned Choir (‘Hebdomadal Celebration’)” “Mambo No. 5...

buff.ly

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 1d

Freddie Freeman's teeth are too white

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 1d

every once in a while there’s a play in a baseball game where everyone is completely befuddled and those are my favorite plays

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 1d

my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)

Mediagazer @mediagazer.com · 1d

Apple says Apple TV+ streaming service is being renamed as Apple TV, with "a vibrant new identity" (Eric Slivka/MacRumors)

Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink

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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 2d

Menswear Guy increasingly seems like the only one who really studied the blade, is the thing.

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 2d

Pickles won

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 2d

Do I Want Dinner or Do I Just Want to Eat Pickles Straight From the Jar While Making Gollum Noises: the Rachel Alison Story

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 2d

I think we had guys from a weekend five-a-side league playing out there today

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 2d

a black and white photo of a man with a stethoscope around his neck screaming .

ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a stethoscope around his neck screaming .

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 2d

Yay! Congratulations!

Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 3d

Party Skeleton reporting for duty

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no, you'll have to play in inclement weather like they do in Germany, Norway, etc 🫨

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 3d

Hate this for us

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 3d

Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 4d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 4d

most annoying part of having a baby is how everyone you know is all "can I see the baby" "where's the baby" "I don't see the baby" "is there actually a baby" "I don't mean to imply anything" "it's just that... You've been different lately" "ever since you fainted during that weird electrical storm"

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 5d

My bestie made me a bracelet

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Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 5d

My hat's for LAFC, which I watch avidly 🥰

Death Cab for Cunty @rachelalison.bsky.social · 5d

This is how I learn Dodgers Stadium isn't just for concerts and COVID vaccines