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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 6h

We'll release Friday afternoon.

Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 7h

Send the layered file

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 6h

Please tell me you didn't sneak gilGAMEsh in there.

Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 6h

All of my prayers to the God of Comedy are that you find you are the one on the wrong side

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 8h

"... So my plan is to make this world such a hellhole, REAL hell will be nice by comparison. It's either that, or repent. Sooooo...."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 9h

So sorry, Eric.

Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 1d

Yeah, like now I have a dead puppy kink I didn't have five minutes ago

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 1d

If I were in the KKK, I'd be mad as hell that ICE is disrespecting the uniform by wearing non-white masks and no pointy hats

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 1d

What if you could blur people with real-time filters? Probably not 100% reliable...

Blah.

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 1d

Website idea:

Users stream live video from street corners, showing that their city is peaceful.

Site visitors see a map of a city like Portland, and click on an area marked as having video coverage. Click on a video source to watch.

Like a live Google Street View.

Is this a bad idea?

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 1d

Wait.

Harrison Ford started acting in a summer theater in 1963.

The next year he moved to Los Angeles.

In 1977, he co-starred in Star Wars and became a movie star.

I could start acting now, and be a movie star in 14 years.

There's still time, I'm sayin'.

Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 2d

Wait.

Paul McCartney got his first guitar at age 14.

The Beatles start 4 years later in 1960.

The Beatles break up 10 years after that.

In 4 years I could learn to play an instrument, form a band, get astronomically lucky, and have a ten year musical career.

There's still time, I'm sayin'.

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 2d

Wait.

Paul McCartney got his first guitar at age 14.

The Beatles start 4 years later in 1960.

The Beatles break up 10 years after that.

In 4 years I could learn to play an instrument, form a band, get astronomically lucky, and have a ten year musical career.

There's still time, I'm sayin'.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 2d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 2d

Eh. Vance is evil too, but he doesn't have the cult following.

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 2d

"....under Trump."

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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 2d

Sometimes a day can be really hard. But then later that day, you might get to be the person who tells somebody about fecal transplants for their first time. And isn't that what it's all about?