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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · Jul 5

Let's see what comes from this #promosky

🌐 Web Development
🎮 Video Games
⚔️ RPGs (JRPGs, WRPGs, TRPGs)
👊 Street Fighter series
📼 The Big Lebowski
🍳 Cooking
🐈‍⬛ Pets
🎵 Electric Six
🎨 Art appreciation
📺 Obscure 80's-90's TV
🍵 Tea/kombucha
🏋️ Exercising
🕹️ Games history
🫂 Friends/Community

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 3h

I knew someone in middle school who had Daedalus Opus. It was... fine.

But my cousin actually had an oddity that I end up enjoying way more than he did. Little did I know it's place in gaming history...

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 7h

Me. Nearly every day. 😵

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 7h

Yes. And he's got all the charisma as Downey. He doesn't get a whole lot of action scenes, but I think he could carry the MCU.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 8h

The good thing about this one is that you don't really need to have seen a single past MCU movie to know what's going on!

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 8h

Watched Fantastic Four First Steps on Poob.

Wow, they actually made a good F4 movie. Didn't think it could be done.

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 11h

Honestly I was invested in that thread, but I somehow unfollowed you along with several other notable shit posters without my knowledge.

I thought you had just ran out of ideas! I also apparently thought Josh was taking a break from childlike whimsical musings about life.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h

For Random Game Saturday, here's Power Wash Simulator for PS5.

I bought it a couple of years back 1. as a joke to show my father-in-law and 2. after hearing it was a legit good game. Having used real power washers, this one doesn't scratch the same itch as using a real one. Still fun.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h

Oh wait I see Sunsoft's big fat name where I wasn't looking. 🙃

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h

Back in the mid/late-90's, I heard the audience at the 40 Watt in Athens was ready to beat the hell out of Better Than Ezra over an allegedly terrible cover of Alanis Morisette's "You Oughta Know".

The last time the 40 Watt audience had got fighting mad was when they booked Pauly Shore.

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 16h

What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h

Wait, did Sega publish this themselves? I've honestly never played it.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 15h

It was probably Sunman I was thinking of. I was on Lost Levels "staff" doing some light research (and writing one article for them) right around the time they had released the dump of the ROM publicly thus shedding light that it was ever a thing.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 16h

You know, I thought you had one prior to this one for some reason.

I still have yet to seriously sit down and play Teranigma for more than ten minutes myself, but from what I've seen of your translation fits really well with how the first two games were localized.

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

I hear Masturdonning causes you to go blind.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

Wait... @nobogasawara.bsky.social didn't you translate/localize this dialog?

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

And I'm just realizing this is two different accounts.

WOW! Genius idea! This way we think multiple people are unhinged instead of just one! It gives the illusion thar there may be a whole clan of crazy lunatics with the same speaking patterns but no real point other than flaming marlo.

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LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD @yiff.com · 22h

here is a zcash to USD chart. note the rapid increase in value of zcash which is continuing in value even today as one of only a couple cryptos up 10% not down 10-40%

NOW HERE IS A ROUGH CHART OF THE DERANGEMENT LEVEL OF BLUESKY CEO JAY GRABER (ZCASH DEV)

AS YOU CAN SEE THERE IS STRONG CORRELATION

zcash coin price in USD over 3 month period. value is somewhat flat in the $40-60 range for 2 months, then breaks out a month ago up into the 150s, then again a couple of weeks ago into the 250s

Jay derangement level graph following same general pattern

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

No bad takes detected here!

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h

New account, and the only posts are the two you've shown us?

This person sounds like the most loveliest and charming person on Bsky. Why, their posts are full of charm and wit

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Ronnie was mostly just doing bad movies up until Nancy made him give it up for terrorizing black people while she gave blowjobs for political favors.

I don't know if he had enough time to really fear losing his head before he started aiming for the White House a couple of years later.

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

I think that's a shame. Maybe Reaganomics wouldn't have happened if there was _Some_ symbol to remind the system what the people will do to them.

I say bring it back!

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lete lyre@中秋の名月 @letelyre.bsky.social · 1d

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

Post-Twitter life hasn't been good on Moses' rep.

But of course @bitmapbooks.com would rather defend a racist than lose face.

Ricardo Juchem @ricardojuchem.com · 1d

The xenophobic author that @bitmapbooks.com is defending has a prejudice that is not exclusive to Brazilians.

He has plenty of hate in his heart and have some things to say about our fellow hermanos from Argentina as well... by calling them primates.

Capture from a tweet from @theWellRedMage, account from Moses Norton, author from Bitmap Books: "No, since the turbo controller is Japan exclusive and you'll need to order it from a primate in south Argentina In order to get.."

Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

If this is like those bone throwing skeletons from CastleVania, then this mailbox will mess up most people.

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Reverend "🩸Dr. Chaos💀" Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1d

I ended up screwing up my omelette by adding too much oil. So it ended up just being scrambled eggs.

The good news is that they were some of the best damn scrambled eggs I've ever had. Closest thing to "Mu Shu Eggs" I've cooked. Looks 6/10, Flavor 10/10. 11/10 if you like umame.

Some very dark scrambled eggs with some blackened areas. It's actually not burnt, but rather caramelized hoison sauce(?)