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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 1h

100+ from a left-hander? he's a space alien.

RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 2h

will never get over the fact that's former high-tier Dan Snyder Stooge Vinny Cerrato's kid

Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 2h

Penn State's Charlie Cerrato makes it a 4-2 game with 9:22 remaining in the third period. nice finish in front of the net. assists to JJ Wiebusch & Jarod Crespo.

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 2h

now to check for any and all "Horatio Hornblower"....

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2h

why was i not informed about this

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a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 3h

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 6h

"bryce harper still hasn't won shit" is one of the very, very few True Hater positions i have left. i will hold onto it like grim death.

The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 7h

Listen. It's been 6 years and it remains VERY FUNNY that the Washington Nationals won the World Series immediately after Bryce Harper left the building. And it will remain VERY FUNNY forever.

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 10h

"i gotta get the hell outta here" youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 10h

if you can't spot the Costco Enemy, you are the Costco Enemy

arr @arr.bsky.social · 14d

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

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George @georgem.bsky.social · 12h

online in general is about the crucial authenticity of our whining and the sinister frivolity of everyone else's whining

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 12h

Commenter today pretty much nailed it: "Online fandom seems to be build on believing your team will lose and being annoyed when the media says your team will lose."

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 12h

I'd absolutely send the template just for the giggles

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RM Cooper @rfcapsmoustache.bsky.social · 1d

that, and stat geeks have spent an entire generation telling you running backs don't matter

Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 1d

The NFL doesn’t watch college football

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

there is no explanation for this player being a 4th round pick other than him being kind of silly looking. his ability to do…. whatever the fuck this is…. is beyond special