Robert Wilfort
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An actor. Jason in Gavin and Stacey. Bob Cratchit in Dickensian. Pops up in things like Sex Education, Bridgerton, Skins, Wolf Hall etc
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roadside.xor.blue
long island duck, long island, new york, [between 1972 and 2008]
long island duck, long island, new york, [between 1972 and 2008]
robertwilfort.bsky.social
This is a fascinating and true thread. As an actor I've only had the odd taste of multi camera work over the years, almost entirely comedy, and have always really enjoyed it.
andreworton.bsky.social
The death of multi-camera TV: a thread. I know most of you will know the technical parts of this (and may have read it in the other place) but bear with me. 1/ 🧵
A shot from the studio rehearsal of Doctor Who: The Daleks' Master Plan episode 'Volcano', showing several actors ont he TARDIS set, with various video cameras around the scene.
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
I mean, look. More or less everyone currently in government in America urgently needs to be sent to jail for serious crimes. How far is this system going to endure, whether they get sent to prison or not?
flyingrodent.bsky.social
Cards on the table: I assume we’re about two years max from a collapse of the Soviet Union-level realignment, because every year since 2008 has been worse and more insane than the one that preceded it, and we have to hit rock bottom eventually.
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slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
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audipenny.bsky.social
tRy OuR nEw AI fEaTuReS lmao no thank you! no thank you, you unbelievable fucking loser lmao. no thank you hahaha
robertwilfort.bsky.social
That mic stand opening is incredible
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angusmain.bsky.social
Found the most deranged/entertaining response to a tripadvisor restaurant review, where the owner has gone through the cctv and described EVERY MOUTHFUL the customers had.
Screen shot of a trip advisor review for a Chinese resteraunt

Tasteless, overpriced, meh!
Feb 2025 • COUPLES
Very average food/service. We arrived quite early for a Saturday night to avoid the crowds and our food was rushed out with very little taste and substance. The sizzling prawns with onions was literally a large plate of four prawns and a big pile of onions! £15 please! The special fried rice was a tiny bowl, barely two spoons full £10! The chicken curry tasted like a Tesco cheap curry pot. Overall we were sorely disappointed in the quality and presentation of the food. In the end we finished what we could eat and left to pay the bill. They didn't even check on us midway to see if all was ok! We figured they weren't going to give us the bill so my partner went up to the front and paid. It was that bad!
We've been to this place in the past and it's been alright but we figured the chef is on holidays. Either way it's hit and miss and after tonight's tasteless expensive experience £115, 1 would never go back! My local Chinese in our village does better than this crap. Screenshots of the response from restaurant owner 

U and your partner arrived at 18:09:32, greed by our friendly waiter and escorted to your designed table within 30 seconds. (efficiency!) offered to handle your coats & jacket but refused. Our waitress first approached at 18:11:12 fro drinks orders, which were served 2 mins afterwards. (swift!!)
another 4 mins later, our waiter 2nd approach fro food order at 18:17:27, he then repeated your order at 18:20:22, hints a lot of questions were asked all been answered with polite manner and patient professionally. Starters were served at 18:24:47, (5 mins), our manager then approached to check satisfaction at 18:33:25, another pint was ordered and served. she then cleared those soiled plates and arranged a good 20 mins break before your next course.
And, heres the fun part, sizzling King Prawn and rice were served at 18:53:25. your partner first had 4 spoons full of rice, while yourself had 3, u then passed back to y partner to had another scoop, (8 so far ** got 1/2 bowl left, we come back to that below is the exact time for you both actually put the prawns in your mouth;
18:54:34 yourself
18:54:39 yourself
18:54:39 your partner
18:55:49 your partner
18:57:11 your partner
19:01:33 yourself
19:02:27 yourself
from my limited calculating skills, I got 7 pcs, which, is the standard number of prawns for our main courses. Have u forgotten the 3 pcs
your partner had????
2 more dishes were served at 18:57:01, your partner then had another 3 spoon full of rice, followed by yourself 4. again, using my limited maths skill, I got another 8 here, whats 8+8 spoons full? 16 right? just wanna make sure we're not living in a parallel
universe. A spoon full of our ceramic spoon is around 20g, what u had on Saturday night was way more than our standard portion Your partner got up to our bar area to pay at 19:20, our waitress were about to give out some fortune cookies and wet towel as a finishing touch, replied was " We're Okay.
Thank you", if anything u feeling not satisfy, surely it was the right timing, don't give me "u don't want to make a fuss or crap", putting a load of crap online isn't making a fuss then?? u were even given 2x red pockets at the end as a gesture our Chinese New Year celebration! (so regret!!)
I sincerely hope this would be a good lessons for any future "Karen", we do investigate, and we do have CCTV all around. U must be honest to share genuine reviews. As I mentioned previously, we do not intolerant online bullies!!
"I would never go back"
, u said.
I would never allow u to come in! go back to your local Chinese!
Owner
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gralefrit.bsky.social
How can these iconic 70s stars all suddenly be dying only 20 years after their iconic roles, because the 70s are about 20 years ago, right?
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toughpigs.com
Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.
robertwilfort.bsky.social
Good sequel idea actually, these three all chasing DiCaprio
robertwilfort.bsky.social
Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
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Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
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roadside.xor.blue
paramount theater, oakland, california, 1978
paramount theater, oakland, california, 1978
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robertwilfort.bsky.social
Would be amazing if they all did it in Action Image Exchange type Beatles masks
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robertwilfort.bsky.social
Brilliant. The scene that's seared into my childhood memory is Jim Dale eating the pedigree chum. I can barely recall the rest of the film
robertwilfort.bsky.social
Thanks for your appreciation of it!
robertwilfort.bsky.social
It remains a huge shame that this series is so hard to find. Come on BBC, get it up online for a bit, I think a lot of people would like to rediscover it.
waddo100.bsky.social
@robertwilfort.bsky.social hi Robert - I’ve been trying to locate ‘Grass’ on various streaming channels, but it doesn’t seem to be available. Do you know anywhere it can still be viewed? One of the best comedy series of the last 25 years imho and would love to rewatch it.
robertwilfort.bsky.social
I have no idea! It doesn't look like it's available to stream anywhere. Your best bet might be a DVD though they're also quite rare/expensive now. It's a shame as it's a great show that I'm really proud of.
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robertwilfort.bsky.social
I'd say that accurately reflects my acting career
Text saying FIRST TO DIE from a randomizer game of What's Your Horror Movie Role Going To Be
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shamjaff.bsky.social
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.