robert "florida ounces" wire
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“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?”

Dr Bill Foege
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
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i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
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Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
he's introducing her to the classics🥲
i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔
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instagram rolled out AI chatbots with different personas, and one of them is John Pork who i think is going to kill me
also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂‍↕️
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
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good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)
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They don't really show their affection. At least not in the point of canon I draw them in and not in standard ways. Ppl know the beginnings of the story mostly, there might be changes later, depending on how they grow as characters in my head. I'm leaving them space to breathe and grow XD
thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot
about to be so incredibly brave and go into a grocery story for the first time in months 🙏