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The Jalen Hurts of Librarians. I finally gave up on outlasting the Nazi takeover of Twitter, so here I am. I have the beats and shouting. intentionalnachos.wordpress.com

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Reconstruction by Lecrae

I thought Lecrae was going to quit while he was ahead. After a rash of terrible Trap-oriented albums and the loss of his label’s best talent to contract expiration and scandal, he righted the ship and gave us one final capstone to his legacy, one last good album. Then he retired. Then he put out a forgettable mixtape with knockoff Quavo.

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Bartleby Crumbford @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 13h

The main character of the oldest stories in the world, with a moral arc centered around taming the ego in order to attain enlightenment, slapped on a cybertruck. Genuinely incredible

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13h

guys. GUYS.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 8h

If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 7h

The BH swipe is appreciated, ironically enough arbys was the best service industry job I ever had

Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 16h

This is fully correct but it also looks like the chick fil a cow font

🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 17h

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17h

if the libs keep mogging me by holding up signs reflective of the worldview I espouse I will crash out fr

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Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 22h

Wtf is a TEST of a ceasefire?!?!??!?

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23h

BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.

Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire

Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 22h

I like mean girls because the beat is good and I’ve never heard a word out of Dasha’s mouth and I don’t plan to change this

Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 22h

There’s enough genuine hedonism on the album (club classics, 360 & reprise, everything is romantic if you squint) to make it confusing for someone with no media literacy like her

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 1d

JD Vance, smirking: "What the president did was make a statement, a statement about the radical left protests. That's why your news channel is failing, because you won't talk about what he's doing for this country, instead you ask me, 'was that his shit?' That's why you're irrelevant."

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d

College football's playoffs should not be "best record." It should be "weirdest game." If you score 4 touchdowns on defense in a game you're ranked number 1

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"soft wood" bitch mahogany™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 1d

i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions

please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it

Cameron @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 1d

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 1d

Least fascistic Kansas City fan

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 1d

A lot of these red states are gerrymandered to the hilt as well. Republicans are making it almost impossible for people to vote their way out of this mess

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

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Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · 2d

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 2d

the difference between a wonderful audiobook performance by a gifted voice actor and this "digital voice" horseshit masquerading as legit audiobooks makes me steaming mad. good narration is important and deserves to be paid for!!!!!!

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 2d

There’s another universe where he’s an absolute legend in musical theater

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 2d

She’s not on here but now would be an ideal time for the reverend Kristin Hayter to fire up the organ + pots + pans

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 3d

No problem, the VP says you can say anything you want when you are a child of under 40 years old.

CNN @cnn.com · 3d

A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6

‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics

Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

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Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 2d

Remember when Eddy Burback went to see Morbius five times in a row for a laugh? He bought tickets to Everything Everywhere All At Once and snuck in to each of those viewings because even back then he didn't want to financially support Jared Leto.

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 2d

And a whole new demographic learns to fear the dreaded Paradox Launch

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3d

it would be so dangerous for today's youth if the celebrities who tell them to gamble one hundred times per televised sporting event were permitted to smoke or drink while doing so

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Henry @intentionalnachos.bsky.social · 3d

I’m choosing to believe she’s a fine person and we’re about to get Wife Guy Music the likes of which not seen since the big day

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 3d

Mike Tomlin is the only NFL coach to work out how to give other teams depression

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