Ronzo
@ronronzo.bsky.social
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Mr Brightside enthusiast. CSI expert. Bookworm. My views are my own. (she/her) Co-host of I Think You Should Read https://bsky.app/profile/itysrpod.bsky.social
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"The yearn for something mindless calls like a siren urging me to come back to her. Yes, the siren is Candy Crush and yes you can assume that the app is dressed like a mermaid in this incredibly tortured metaphor."

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She Yearns for Mindlessness
I (like everyone else in the universe) am in an endless battle with mindless phone use. I was so proud of myself when I deleted Twitter a few months ago because I thought smugly, ‘well that&#…
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I’m at a christening and we only got the match put on in the pub after the baby went home. The baby should not have to suffer.
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A comedian trying to unsuccessfully donate their Riyadh Festival blood money like Adam West's Batman madly dashing around trying to unload a cartoonish bomb
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The thing about playing a good team like Portugal is that the existential dread is less because you just expect you’re going to get absolutely smashed anyway.
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83. I Want To Go Home But I’m Already There by Róisín Lanigan

This was good but also quite depressing and sad and a bit close to the bone at times. Could have leaned into the creepiness more. 💙📚
A copy of I Want To Go Home But I’m Already There by Róisín Lanigan.
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10 months after turning 30, I’ve finally run out of all the gin I got for turning 30. We had a good run lads.
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Trains are packed again and the driver keeps trying to make announcements and it sounds like he’s stuck down a well.
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I’m generally pretty good at recognising actors from their other work I’ve seen. Outdid myself last night by recognising Jay in Task as Eric from Kin despite only watching 2 episodes of it. Jack genuinely looked proud of me when I showed him.
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Right. No that’s true thank you
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I just think if you bring a bike or don’t take off your backpack on a packed rush hour train, you should be tried in The Hague.
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I am like a sardine on the Maynooth line. Reduced capacity on a load of services.
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82. The Heart in Winter by Kevin Barry

Love the writing in this. The callbacks to West Cork reminded me so much of my grandparents. A really lovely yet sad story with an incredible line of ‘there was an air of Protestants’. 📚💙
A copy of the Heart in Winter by Kevin Barry.
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I suspect he didn't say it, and that this is an Urban myth.
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
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If we can fashion a story about Jim Gavin and buckfast we should be able to completely break the Americans brains.
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At least I have therapy tomorrow to prepare.
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Do you think Catherine Connolly would take time out of campaigning to play for us against Portugal on Saturday? She seems like she could do a job in midfield.
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81. Surprise, Kill, Vanish by Annie Jacobsen

A lot of interesting stuff in here but found my mind drifting in parts. 💙📚
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Can’t wait to see who does better in the spoiled vote campaign: Jim Gavin or Maria Steen.
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Not tuning into the debate because I’m in a lecture about costing and variance analysis and it sounds like this lecture is more beneficial.
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The FAI is desperately trying to sell me tickets to watch Ireland play Armenia in the Aviva. I’ve seen 5 ads for it in the last 24 hours on Instagram.
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This is an incredible Graham Norton line-up but I especially loved that Cillian Murphy & Domhnall Gleeson give off the vibe of two members the groom's football team at a wedding that have been intentionally seated apart from one by the bride.
A screenshot from the Graham Norton show couch featuring 
Taylor Swift.
Cillian Murphy.
Greta Lee.
Jodie Turner-Smith.
Domhnall Gleeson.
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this is our cracker barrel moment
dragom.bsky.social
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
the regular audacity logo on the left (a waveform between two headphones) and the REAL NEW audacity logo on the right (flat style red headphones, where one of the headphones is a half-circle to fit with the rest of musehub's design Thing. It simultaneously looks extremely generic and like a sperm cell is flying out of a semicircle)
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IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE