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what if a guy was a dragon
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· Nov 21
<- the dragon
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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every time i see a good post i say "what a good post" and then i like the post
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
every time i see a good post i say "what a good post" and then i like the post
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Guy next to me on the subway bench has a lock screen photo of what appears to be his own back
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Guy next to me on the subway bench has a lock screen photo of what appears to be his own back
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save me ham egg and cheese on everything
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
save me ham egg and cheese on everything
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my favorite image ive ever drawn i think, portrait of a vrchat player
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
my favorite image ive ever drawn i think, portrait of a vrchat player
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answer my gay and stupid riddles batman
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
answer my gay and stupid riddles batman
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age verification: i'm 6
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
age verification: i'm 6
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All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
i wanted to shower before going out to visit a friend but my shower wasn't doing any hot water after 20 mins so i gave up.
i ask my friend if I could steal a shower real quick and now I'm standing here with my finger under ice cold water twenty minutes later. What the fuck is going on
i ask my friend if I could steal a shower real quick and now I'm standing here with my finger under ice cold water twenty minutes later. What the fuck is going on
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
i wanted to shower before going out to visit a friend but my shower wasn't doing any hot water after 20 mins so i gave up.
i ask my friend if I could steal a shower real quick and now I'm standing here with my finger under ice cold water twenty minutes later. What the fuck is going on
i ask my friend if I could steal a shower real quick and now I'm standing here with my finger under ice cold water twenty minutes later. What the fuck is going on
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he meant pemmican, not panican. the president is encouraging americans to dry leftover wild game at home, mix well with tallow for a binder, and flavor with foraged currants or chokeberries. this ancient & calorie-dense survival food will carry us through the darkest nights of winter still ahead
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
he meant pemmican, not panican. the president is encouraging americans to dry leftover wild game at home, mix well with tallow for a binder, and flavor with foraged currants or chokeberries. this ancient & calorie-dense survival food will carry us through the darkest nights of winter still ahead
How the fuck am i supposed to survive on the toilet while bluesky is down
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
How the fuck am i supposed to survive on the toilet while bluesky is down
show your worst draft posts. Here's mine
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
show your worst draft posts. Here's mine
holy shit finally
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
holy shit finally
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
> list of Discord Alternatives
> look inside
> #1 is ventrilo
no
> look inside
> #1 is ventrilo
no
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
> list of Discord Alternatives
> look inside
> #1 is ventrilo
no
> look inside
> #1 is ventrilo
no
![[Portrait of Warren Buffett] "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over." - Warren Buffett](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iq3a3o2cnooxwkfh6bylkz4v/bafkreihy2ynnleetkc5ao4b7c3wtthstya5vqjegryqc5ky2g3xev4ky5m@jpeg)
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Kid Rock played Warped tour Austin in '98, and everyone was throwing shit at him the whole time because he sucks shit, so my friend decided to launch a turkey leg at him and nailed his ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Kid Rock played Warped tour Austin in '98, and everyone was throwing shit at him the whole time because he sucks shit, so my friend decided to launch a turkey leg at him and nailed his ass
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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