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@safers.bsky.social

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Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · Oct 22

Also I made this to describe why i enjoy social media

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 39m

It’s the way it was done that’s annoyed me. If they called round at a reasonable time for a chat, I’d be open to getting it sorted & possibly putting a fence up, but the “by the way we’re telling you this as a courtesy..” attitude has activated my belligerent arsehole mode!

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 56m

Kick off & call him a bastard!)

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 56m

My plan is, I’m gonna turn up dressed like an extra from Mad Max & I will make a point of speaking infrequently, but when I do it will be slowly and with carefully considered menace. I want this cheeky fucker to have nightmares about me

(Well That’s the plan anyway. There’s every chance I’ll

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1h

Confident this issue will be put to rest permanently on our next interaction, the cheeky cunts.

I’m incandescent at the high-handed language on the letter they’ve left us, and the fact he stood arguing with Mrs Safe while she was obviously trying to stop a toddler escaping the house

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1h

This bullshit was about 10 years ago, they tried dropping a letter through the door & fucking off but I was home so I caught him. I drove so many fucks into him that day it’s obvs taken then 10 years to try again

We have a phone number & will be meeting them in the daylight in a few weeks. I’m

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1h

went running for the first time in over 2 months tonight (go me!) but tonight was when the church our house backs onto decided to pop round to “tell” us they’d be removing the hedge between our properties

Said hedge is 100% on our land so has fuck-all to do with them. Last time one of them tried

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1h

Ooh it’s a tough crowd, he’s up against professional victim Stephen Fry, entitled imbecile Charlotte Church and misandrist harridan Paloma Faith

I think he still edges it though. The utter, utter cunt

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 6h

cheeky bastards!

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 7h

Number 6343 in a series of thumbs-up reply pics where Mrs Safe texts me & says “did you get…/did you do…”

A saucepan of boiling potatoes with a hand in front of it with its thumb aloft

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 7h

ahahahahahahahahaha you fucking beauty!

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 7h

with glasses on, 2 years below my actual age. without glasses. 1 year above.

rude!

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 10h

i was partly raised by a Welsh speaking grandparent, there was a lot of "Wenglish" mash-ups spoken. Having been to some Welsh classes as an adult i can look back & see that sentence structure, key phrases/words and pronunciation of certain things were all influenced by being 1st language Welsh

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 12h

"the ghost of Christmas Ass"

Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 14h

Can’t remember this being in either the book nor in the Muppet version.

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

We did! We smoked *a lot* in there !

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Aww. Amazing!

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Just posted the same. Love that song

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Got a painting in the attic innit.

( He’s not looking his best tho!)

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Post you from a different era.

Mid/late 90s, Cardiff students union. I was one of the supervisors of that bar (Y Tafarn, if you know Cardiff). The other lad is the head cellarman.

Two men in an embrace in a scruffy looking bar

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

Supernaut by 1000 homo DJs

youtu.be/1PEar4E1nPc

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

Aww :(

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

Aww. Drueni!

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

excellent Drakeford meme, da iawn butt

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

Trousersphone
Radiatorcarpet
and Lampdrill

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 2d

3. What is your favorite zodiac sign and why?

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

what flavour Space Raiders? i bet it was pickled onion. those feisty little fuckers can sneak right up on you

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 2d

absolutely 100% this

🔻Bela Lugosi's Dad (Even More Spooky) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇮🇷 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 2d

Frankly, if you get to the point where you're getting your dick sucked and haven't worked out that the person doing it also has one, you sound like a dogshit lay, and you should be thankful she deigned to give you the time of day, let alone ruining her fucking life.

🔻Bela Lugosi's Dad (Even More Spooky) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇮🇷 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 2d

This is rancid. Are we going to start applying this to every cishet man who lies about his marital status? Why the fuck should a trans woman have to disclose that she is trans? "I don't swing that way", my brother in Christ you clearly fucking do. Enjoy it and stop ruining trans women's lives.