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Santiago Jones

@santiagojones.bsky.social

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I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · Feb 12

If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 2h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Hullo. I hope this meme finds you well.
I’m going for:

1. Gala pie
2. Marley & me
3. Black Velvet by Alannah Myles.

All complete shit.
Thanks for playing.

Be lucky.

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 2h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.

Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 2h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado (with or without the toast) 🤢

Event Horizon (watched it once, scared the ABSOLUTE living shit out of me)

The fucking Macarena (and the dance that goes with)

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 5h

LET'S FUCKING GO

International Day for Failure

Date

Mon, 13 Oct 2025

THE INTERNATIONAL

DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

“Lynn, I’ve pierced my foot on a spiiiike”

Steve Coogan as hapless DJ Alan Partridge (a hapless, then, middle aged man) having climbed a fence and pierced his foot on one of its spikes. He’s pulling a face.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15h

Because I don’t go outside Gatch.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15h

The guy having a snug bath abut having planned his own future cremation is #abitmuch

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15h

Basically, I wish they’d hide the number.
I don’t like it.

Fuck, just wasted another one.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15h

God I’ve done nearly fifteen thousand posts on here. Terrifying amount of bullshit. I’m so sorry.

On further inspection it breaks down as about:
1,000 posts
1,000 reposts
1,000 replies/quotes
2,000 irritating song suggestions and memes
10k self references in laborious/mundane detail for clarity.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 16h

Chopping Mall!
If anyone wants anything silly.

(The other Elvira film is also on there!)

John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 16h

YouTube seem to have put together a playlist of films that they are offering for free. Some corkers in here. www.youtube.com/feed/storefr...

YouTube

Find the latest and greatest movies and shows all available on YouTube.com/movies. From award-winning hits to independent releases, watch on any device and from the comfort of your home.

www.youtube.com

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 16h

I’m so sorry, is this like a pen pal?

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 16h

Conversely, he’d be in the competition if he could move his feet.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

Ooh my first bookmark!

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

He’d be in bits if he could move his face poor sod.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

Me @ Ross King dancing:
“Shit yourself have you?”

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

A scene from the Misery theatre adaption where Annie Wilkes smashes the fellas ankles with a sledge hammer.
Here Paul Sheldon is me, enjoying a peaceful Sunday evening and Monday is represented by the hammer wielding psychopath.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 19h

Parky about to experience the Emu of the week ahead

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

Chad Bradderson of the Cleveland Steamers will be facing off against Brad Chadderson’s Chattanooga Choo-Choos hoping to become the winningest dipping sauce in entire eastern conference!

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

Moonfaced Sunderland architect George Clarke catching strays.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

Same, I have requested tickets for Christmas.
If successful I’ll “touch base” (not an euphemism) with you in the new year.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 17h

This is what the kids are into is it? #strictly

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 19h

Salisbury and Basingstoke are on the tour 👀

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 19h

Gwan your kid!

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 1d

I’m simply improving the nourishment, productivity to profit value chain Jake.
I do this via an intravenous drip attached to a bag of strawberry flavour Huel.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 1d

If people have Diary of a CEO brain, you can tell them literally anything. “I *do* take lunch but the way I avoid stopping is to just put data between two slices of bread”

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 1d

Why is everything frogs over there?
Didn’t they have a cartoon frog for the baddies? A showbiz frog that shagged pigs and now an inflatable good frog?

Please diversify your creatures.

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1d

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