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Sara Cannon

@saracannon.bsky.social

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Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

I have a lot of feelings about Texas and Taylor Swift

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 5h

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 10h

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 10h

hahahahhahahaahah yOU just lost to arch manning

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 10h

arch waving after ripping off that run brought a tear to my eyes

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 10h

hey I think OU might suck

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 10h

let’s fucking go

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 11h

pretty funny that arch is mostly looking better so now everyone has to see the rest of the problems with the offense

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 11h

6-3 at the half. disgusting. just like we drew it up.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 12h

truly sick stuff at red river rn. everyone should avert their eyes from this.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 14h

ACL DAY TWO also hook em horns say it back

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 18h

good morning OU fucking sucks

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

three songs in at acl btw

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

app state legend luke combs fucking rips

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

is there a woke way for me to wear a trucker hat and red lipstick to see luke combs tonight at ACL

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

possibly my worst performance ever on today’s particular set of press on nails. just really grim stuff. glue everywhere. sad to see.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

this made me laugh so hard and for so long that my cat got up from my lap and went somewhere else

CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 3d

lol, here's some incredible college football content. In the hype video Oregon posted after Penn State, Dan Lanning lectures his team on broken windows theory, but it's pro-breaking windows.

"Each time we get a stop on defense, that's a broken window." www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSH...

a screencap of Oregon Ducks head coach Dan Lanning standing in front of a projector screen displaying a slideshow. The current slide has a headline "BROKEN WINDOWS THEORY."

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

this RRS has the makings of an all-time stupid game

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 4d

I think I'm just about ready to offer a different Radical Centrist Take. There's functionally almost no difference between a five star QB and high four star QB in terms of potential for elite performance, but there's a massive one in hype. There shouldn't be!

Elite QB recruiting is a crapshoot!

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 4d

Radical centrist Arch take: He has already flopped relative to his billing. At best he'll turn in 1.5 seasons of good play before leaving college football. He will not meet expectations. But he'll still be pretty good and take Texas to at least one playoff w/ above-average QB numbers

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

he's been pretty firmly humble about it and seems all around like a nice 21 year old kid who's trying not to get in over his head. at SEC media days someone asked him about the bullshit early heisman hype and he was like "lol what I've started two times"

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

correct

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Specter177👻 @specter177.bsky.social · 3d

Someone photoshop this for Belichick.

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I left the house in this and got promptly complimented by two extremely cool looking indie girls 😭

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

look what got here yesterday btw

Sara taking a mirror selfie in her living room in an oversized burnt orange cardigan. She's rolling her eyes.

Sara taking a mirror selfie in her living room in an oversized burnt orange cardigan. She's flipping off the camera and wearing a turquoise ring.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

I housed a cheeseburger and fries and could feel the bitch literally float out of my body

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

man my head hurts, wonder why. it's definitely not because I had goldfish crackers and peanut m&ms for lunch. it can't be that.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

man my head hurts, wonder why. it's definitely not because I had goldfish crackers and peanut m&ms for lunch. it can't be that.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

it’s very fall adjacent and cozy and it also has a subtle glitter/shimmer thing going on, I will be wearing the hell out of it