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Sara Cannon

@saracannon.bsky.social

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Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I have a lot of feelings about Texas and Taylor Swift

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 11h

three songs in at acl btw

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 11h

app state legend luke combs fucking rips

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 16h

is there a woke way for me to wear a trucker hat and red lipstick to see luke combs tonight at ACL

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 20h

possibly my worst performance ever on today’s particular set of press on nails. just really grim stuff. glue everywhere. sad to see.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 22h

this made me laugh so hard and for so long that my cat got up from my lap and went somewhere else

CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 2d

lol, here's some incredible college football content. In the hype video Oregon posted after Penn State, Dan Lanning lectures his team on broken windows theory, but it's pro-breaking windows.

"Each time we get a stop on defense, that's a broken window." www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSH...

a screencap of Oregon Ducks head coach Dan Lanning standing in front of a projector screen displaying a slideshow. The current slide has a headline "BROKEN WINDOWS THEORY."

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

this RRS has the makings of an all-time stupid game

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 3d

I think I'm just about ready to offer a different Radical Centrist Take. There's functionally almost no difference between a five star QB and high four star QB in terms of potential for elite performance, but there's a massive one in hype. There shouldn't be!

Elite QB recruiting is a crapshoot!

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 3d

Radical centrist Arch take: He has already flopped relative to his billing. At best he'll turn in 1.5 seasons of good play before leaving college football. He will not meet expectations. But he'll still be pretty good and take Texas to at least one playoff w/ above-average QB numbers

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

he's been pretty firmly humble about it and seems all around like a nice 21 year old kid who's trying not to get in over his head. at SEC media days someone asked him about the bullshit early heisman hype and he was like "lol what I've started two times"

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 1d

correct

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Specter177👻 @specter177.bsky.social · 2d

Someone photoshop this for Belichick.

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 2d

I left the house in this and got promptly complimented by two extremely cool looking indie girls 😭

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

look what got here yesterday btw

Sara taking a mirror selfie in her living room in an oversized burnt orange cardigan. She's rolling her eyes.

Sara taking a mirror selfie in her living room in an oversized burnt orange cardigan. She's flipping off the camera and wearing a turquoise ring.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I housed a cheeseburger and fries and could feel the bitch literally float out of my body

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

man my head hurts, wonder why. it's definitely not because I had goldfish crackers and peanut m&ms for lunch. it can't be that.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

man my head hurts, wonder why. it's definitely not because I had goldfish crackers and peanut m&ms for lunch. it can't be that.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

it’s very fall adjacent and cozy and it also has a subtle glitter/shimmer thing going on, I will be wearing the hell out of it

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I have a lot of feelings about Texas and Taylor Swift

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

this is what I look like when I watch football most of the time

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I am a swiftie, I am a Texas fan, and I was mad that the album was about Travis Kelce's ween

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

I ordered this burnt orange cardigan before I knew that the new Taylor Swift album was going to be about Travis Kelce's ween and Texas's o-line was going to be made up of traffic cones and I called into the fullcast to complain about it

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

twas me! I'm still mad tbh

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

extremely, and a perfect burnt orange. I really like it and I'm mad.

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

it's unfortunately really cute and a perfect burnt orange and I will be keeping it

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

look what got here yesterday btw

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 3d

what starts here changes the world !!!!!! we were just being trailblazers

Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 4d

it’s so great, Obama is president