Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
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And this is why Texas is the way it is.
not to sound like a stereotype but: shut up bitch i’m from texas
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As the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social’s always said, “It gets dark early at Kroger Field”
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social’s always said, “It gets dark early at Kroger Field”
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Mizzou: the football program that whole swaths of America forgets about for years at a time
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mizzou: the football program that whole swaths of America forgets about for years at a time
Excuse me, 3 others, we regret the error
You would be correct; he’s tied for 3rd with 4 others at 5 years
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Excuse me, 3 others, we regret the error
me when the camera pans to the washington sideline
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
me when the camera pans to the washington sideline
steve kornacki has tweeted about lane kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
steve kornacki has tweeted about lane kiffin
not to sound like a stereotype but: shut up bitch i’m from texas
And this is why Texas is the way it is.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
not to sound like a stereotype but: shut up bitch i’m from texas
if you want to dog on us you should do it in a way that makes us sound less cool
TX exudes a ubiquitous belligerence i've never experienced anywhere else and this essay captures it perfectly
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if you want to dog on us you should do it in a way that makes us sound less cool
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yeah like, why should i have to leave texas. that's where my friends live and i'd like it to be better.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
yeah like, why should i have to leave texas. that's where my friends live and i'd like it to be better.
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i'm over doing the "actually lots of minorities live in texas" thing as a defense of where i live because it increasingly works in service of the indefensible but i also just think pieces like this serve to validate the priors of people who already hate texas and have no intention of visiting
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i'm over doing the "actually lots of minorities live in texas" thing as a defense of where i live because it increasingly works in service of the indefensible but i also just think pieces like this serve to validate the priors of people who already hate texas and have no intention of visiting
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Lane you can just go on The Bachelor if you want hot Southern phlebotomists to pay attention to you. You don’t have to do all of this.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Lane you can just go on The Bachelor if you want hot Southern phlebotomists to pay attention to you. You don’t have to do all of this.
a Texas/TAMU rivalry edit set to father figure by Taylor swift has hit my tiktok fyp
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
a Texas/TAMU rivalry edit set to father figure by Taylor swift has hit my tiktok fyp
Fine, I will coach the Ole Miss Rebels
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fine, I will coach the Ole Miss Rebels
the player known as W. Woodaz for Clemson implies the existence of another Woodaz
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the player known as W. Woodaz for Clemson implies the existence of another Woodaz
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arch pump faked a guy into the air and then threw it directly into that same guy. i love this game.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
arch pump faked a guy into the air and then threw it directly into that same guy. i love this game.
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this is what a rivalry game is supposed to be. 18-22 year olds with so much adrenaline flowing they can barely function. proper football.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this is what a rivalry game is supposed to be. 18-22 year olds with so much adrenaline flowing they can barely function. proper football.
no :)
you have to root for the ag school against the flagship, those are the rules
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
no :)
good morning. hook em horns, and as always POOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR AGGIESSSSSSSSSSS
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
good morning. hook em horns, and as always POOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR AGGIESSSSSSSSSSS
hey. was i wrong.
the liberal media is trying to cancel me for my opinions again
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
hey. was i wrong.
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The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
wine and cheese crowd at it again folks :)
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
wine and cheese crowd at it again folks :)
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oh shit is texas a&m the “a&m” that they sing about in the texas fight song “it’s goodbye to a&m” that’s crazy
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oh shit is texas a&m the “a&m” that they sing about in the texas fight song “it’s goodbye to a&m” that’s crazy