Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
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Podcasts x Books x Sports 💪 Currently following the Mariners and writing about it sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 Talking sports x pop culture on On the Bleachers 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers
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Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West). 



First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?

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Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball
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Megan we won last nights game at 10:08 pm
sarahenni.bsky.social
I send you that text on just regular tuesdays lol
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Ranked in order of frequency, here are the texts I sent at the end of the Mariners’ 15-inning ALDS victory:

1. Am I alive
2. What just happened
3. Humpy did it
4. Did that just happen
5. I’m throwing a trident off a ferry tonight

#goms
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May future generations sing songs of this sleep
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mikeall.bsky.social
Can't explain the story of the 2025 Mariners without mentioning: Dumper, Etsy Witch or Humpy.

That is a sane and correct sentence.
minakimes.bsky.social
Man. Humpy really did that shit.
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I have no idea what Molly's talking about here. Mathilda was warming up in the bullpen and was going to pitch in the 16th if necessary.
mollyknight.bsky.social
She’s sleeping through this game at home, smarter than all of us. 😂
The Muñoz family.
sarahenni.bsky.social
This and the single-man Skubal destroyer game??? The man is legend
sarahenni.bsky.social
I love that they brought Fight For Your Right in the last few games because it totally set everything off!

Let’s send each other highlights tomorrow LOL it still doesn’t feel real!!!!
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Thank you CJ. You are so good at capturing moments but this one is really, really special.
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I was at this game and I was screaming my head off. And I will not ever find so much pleasure as watching clips of this game and remembering how absolutely fucking obnoxious I made myself. Cringe doesn’t exist, crowd noise is everything, if you don’t like it bring ear muffs fuck Toronto #goms
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JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
Jorge Polanco with the 15th walk-off hit in a winner-take-all game in postseason history

17th walk-off win in a winner-take-all game overall

INCREDIBLY … the only other ALDS winner-take-all walk-off win?

Edgar’s double

BASEBALL!!!
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nathanhb.bsky.social
History ain’t nothing but a memory. Today is ours. Tomorrow is unwritten. We are what we make it be. Go Mariners. Go us.
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johndavidfraley.bsky.social
humbly request that you watch this again, but ONLY the crowd
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Chris what just happened
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jonbois.bsky.social
mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
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I’m so serious when I say that since Sept 6 this team has been vanquishing lingering demons. And they knew. They knew it was time for Humpy to show us the way
minakimes.bsky.social
Man. Humpy really did that shit.
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sarahenni.bsky.social
A mere lass of 18*, I feel you

*multiplication needed