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Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
Looked at Twitter because I wanted to know what was up with Chriska without having to watch a video, saw a tweet about how it was worth listening to Rahm about the shutdown, closed Twitter and threw my laptop into the river.
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What a fucking hill for Bernie Sanders to die on.
Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"
That's so exciting! And the picture of Maybelle Blair and Mo'ne Davis at the top of the article is just 🥲
Well, I'm sure this baby in the subway incident will be an SVU episode by February. 😩
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I feel like you could fully fund the eventual restoration of the people's house by raffling off sledgehammer swings at the new ballroom.
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
I took my pool down over the weekend and found a worm about ten inches long under it.

...what, I thought we were sharing bait?
"They're not worth fixing, they're cheap crap." Okay, they're $150 crap I got on sale for $89, which isn't cheap to me, and I hadn't even worn them before the cat peed on them and put a big-ass bleached out spot in the leather. So yeah, a brand new shoe I can't replace is kind of worth fixing.
I have this $10/lb special cat food for my regurgitator and a week or so ago, Felix got into a pile of it that I had put out for her. Now he comes in at 4:00pm and 4:00am and throws a tantrum if there isn't a pile in that spot for him.
I can't believe stand-up comedians are still wasting my time with "getting canceled" jokes.
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You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”
Behold: Republican permitting reform.
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I love that little chat button in the bottom of every screen that obscures UI elements you actually need and allows you to not talk to an actual person
"Commitment to," even.
It's not about the building. It's about the conviction to fixing *everything* he's fucked up, big and small.
Every day I grow firmer in my conviction that any serious Democratic presidential candidate needs to include undoing Trump's White House construction work in their platform (albeit as a minor point).
I've seen two people so far stop in the middle of the sidewalk to take a picture of the sunset.
The mouse is fine. And back outside, thanks to my dad. He was all, "Hey, little guy. Good morning."
I don't understand people who scream. I prefer to yell. For example, I went with, "Oh, fuck me!" when Felix came running through the front door, did a funny thing with his mouth, and spit out a very alive mouse.
AWS outage and it's not trending here so I had to actually dig around to find out why nothing is working 😭
I'm not going to argue about the two watch lines. I don't care about that, I'll use the second one starting later this week. But the fucking $65 for a second copy of my phone number? They can fucking fix that. And I'm at the point where I might also demand credit for the days it didn't work.
AND my bill says I'm using both lines. I am going to lose my absolute shit they expect me to either a) pay for this or b) argue with their incompetent agents over the phone to fix it.
Oh my god, not only did Xfinity not take the double activation fee off my account, they re-added the duplicate line.
The cat peed on my new Doc Martens. Also my new Palladium boots. Oh, and yup, my new Birkenstocks. Yes, there are big stains and no, I can't get the smell out.