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dishwasher safe (top rack only) the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 19d

spooky season approacheth 🎃🎃

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3h

Fan holding sign "I just HOPE BOTH TEAMS DON'T GO 15 INNINGS"

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 3h

and that is beautiful

They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 3h

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 5h

i really respect the ability of the red river shootout to deliver completely baffling results

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 5h

just gorgeous

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 6h

❤️

Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 7h

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 6h

Happy October from Kansas City 💋

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 6h

pretty

monarch butterfly on a background of small white flowers with yellow centers.

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Jordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 9h

NLDS Game 5 tonight…

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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 7h

I would like the House to send me a list of five things they accomplished this week.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 1d

Speaker Johnson just declared the House will remain in recess all next week. This will mark a full month off; the chamber has not been in session since September 19.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 6h

ah nuts that’s no fun i’m sorry. glad everyone is okay

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 7h

*whispers* same

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 8h

Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.