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Boats & Garden Hoes

@sassydannyva.bsky.social

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We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · Feb 12

How are people still over there on tw*tter. Fuck a follower count.

That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?

Nah.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 8h

Taking shots of nail polish remover damn near.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 8h

The first time I ever got drunk I was off of New Amersterdam Gin and orange soda.

If I had to drink that mix now there’d have to be money on the line, Fear Factor style.

Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 8h

You ever look back on when you first started drinking liq and get disgusted by all the cheap shit you used to drink ?

I can’t believe the crud I used to drink 😂😂

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 8h

You made yours already? Post pics!

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 9h

With turkey pepperoni and no avacado.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 17h

Zeus Network daughter:
- An entrepreneur / business minded
- Self defense skills
- likely quick witted and funny
- business minded
- hair done/nails done/everything did
- 70/30% odds of having all of her marbles

OVO son:
- A dickeating yes man
- 90% chance of not having their marbles

‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 18h

Zeus Network daughter or OVO son???

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‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 16h

Come on math 😂😂😅

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 16h

& What they lack… community!

She has her sister, nieces & nephews, her sorors, line sisters, the prayers of elders past and present, the letters of black women from all over the nation that likely uplifted and affirmed her.

We are proud of her in real life. Genuine community is what they lack.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 17h

I’m already drafting the petition sis. I’ll have it in your email for review by COB today.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 17h

All in favor:

a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

ALT: a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

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‘Shaneneh’s Sho Nuff Hair Salon’ Investor @officialblee.blacksky.app · 18h

Zeus Network daughter or OVO son???

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 19h

Unsolicited QuiCk pic

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 19h

They had absolutely NO chemistry. In everything else I’ve seen Lakeith Stanfield in, he has a very charming and magnetic aura. Issa doesn’t have the same acting depth (if that makes sense).

I’d compare her range to like an Ice Cube. They play the same character in every role.

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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 23h

Can’t wait to go smoke after I workout

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

Is this a safe place?

I want a photograph remake with Issa Rae recasted.

They had the on-screen chemistry of a box of Zatarain’s rice.

Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 1d

We need more lighthearted rom-coms

They’re good for the soul!!!!

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

Lloyd.

He has more charisma, is more focused on singing, and his singles are all round the way classics.

I’ll take:
- You over Let Me Love You
- Southside over Just a Friend
- Cupid over Braid my Hair

Cult of Personality @phranchize.bsky.social · 1d

Since we bringing back Verzuz

Who yall got?

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

I laughed, but I feel you. Life ain’t easy, and it sucks when you have to filter all of your feelings to the psych so they don’t end up calling them boys to pick you up, because:

- what about work
- what about the stigma & how to explain to family and friends without being treated with kid gloves

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

A balance of “please help me” and “how do I make sure I don’t get sent on a grippy sock vacation”.

Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 1d

Going to the doctor is wild because if I answer this depression screening accurately yall are gonna lock the doors. It’s a delicate dance of half truths and whole intentions.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

2 and maybe a 3.

Sometimes even a 1. Never a 5.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 1d

3 or 4 for me.

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Jon-in-NYC @nycnewsfeed.bsky.social · 1d

Firing workers is non-essential activity, and illegal during a shutdown under the non deficiency act. Vought has no legal authority to do this, and is committing a crime by doing this.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

But they don’t have your shoulder and your hands.

Let them other Smoke & Stack Chrysler 300s try.

You’ll be the Bentley. I just know it.

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 1d

This will sound backwards as FUCK

There’s a quote, “Do you know how much violence it took to be this soft?”

I find people who’ve been thru shit and had to take a journey to get here are some of the most authentically good. Vulnerable and emotionally intelligent

Those are my people

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d

13. What is a HUGE green flag for you?

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