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Raised by a pack of feral barn cats Xennial, Chaotic-Neutral, INFP, Pisces Oregon <- California <- Arkansas Video Games, Classic Cars, Gardening, RetroGaming Emulation Handhelds, JavaScript, webDev

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1d

Don't make me tap the sign

Simpsons meme. Bus driver tapping a sign that says "Bluesky is for things you love"

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3m

I didn't say that.

Besides, you know it doesn't require any electricity at all to hold Bitcoin right? I only need electricity when I spend it, and even then, very little.

Why don't you use a bank?

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 6m

Chinese subsidies make the cheaper

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 9m

Have you seen the prices of solar panels?

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 58m

I'm allowed to wear the same shirt for a week because it took me a long time to get this good at not spilling stuff on myself; I deserve this.

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

my bad; shut the fuck up

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

Shut up

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .

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Scott Jehl @scottjehl.com · 1h

now that CSS is finally getting logical operators and functions, my dream to build and distribute a truly modern CSS "reset" that according to its readme does not mine bitcoins will soon come true

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Justin Hogie @justinhogie.bsky.social · 21h

🎉 My game is releasing on Oct 23rd! 🥳

Microvania is a bite-sized 🤏 #metroidvania where you get lost, find upgrades, hidden secrets, and fight bosses!

Available on PC/Mac, and (🤞) also #steamdeck!

WL 👉 tinyurl.com/pac9j3su

#wishlistwednesday #indiegamedev #pixelart #retro #solodev #gamedev #unity

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TechDweeb @techdweeb.bsky.social · 1d

I hand-picked a few bite-size retro scares with extra spooky crunch. Some of these are legit good. Some are... “it’s October, just go with it.” youtu.be/SAmlulbmfAU

SPOOKY Retro Games to Play on HALLOWEEN

YouTube video by TechDweeb

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

mine melted when I plugged it into a charger with a USB-c/USB-c cable. They replaced it, just don't really trust their hardware anymore.

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jackie ess @essj.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re just finding me now after coming over from twitter, I use this account mostly to post about how wokeness is destroying bitcoin, how to make ai more “based,” and about the plight of the white farmer, as well as issues related to pasteurization, standup comedy, and iq. Ignore the music

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

It will do that in the next year.

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Marie @marieloudin.bsky.social · 1h

If you really want no kings you buy bitcoin #tmyk 🌈🧡👑 crown yourself

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

Do you expect electricity to end some day?

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

If y'all don't want me to use an LLM as a therapist you're going to have to engage with me when I talk about the time I helped my father-in-law commit suicide.

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

I blame protein powder

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Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · 2h

Portland

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

I call mine "Chad"

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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laura’s aura @lauragiron.bsky.social · 2h

that’s so cool you’ve never wanted to talk to a computer man that’s so unique and you’re so much better than me. im going to talk to the computer. im going to talk to the moon. im asking a planet to bend this database. im talking to basil. im yelling at a phone. there’s spirits talking in the water

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ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h

Women don't like the vehicle

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2h

Things I use my keys for (in order of most common):

1) fingernail clippers
2) 2FA codes for logging into websites
3) opening packages
4) opening and locking doors

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2h

Bluesky has always loved a main character; it's the main thread that leads back to Twitter

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2h

If my family ever fell for a phishing scam I'd consider it a personal failure