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Raised by a pack of feral barn cats Xennial, Chaotic-Neutral, INFP, Pisces Oregon <- California <- Arkansas Video Games, Classic Cars, Gardening, RetroGaming Emulation Handhelds, JavaScript, webDev

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1d

Don't make me tap the sign

Simpsons meme. Bus driver tapping a sign that says "Bluesky is for things you love"

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2m

Things I use my keys for (in order of most common):

1) fingernail clippers
2) 2FA codes for logging into websites
3) opening packages
4) opening and locking doors

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 14m

Bluesky has always loved a main character; it's the main thread that leads back to Twitter

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 15m

If my family ever fell for a phishing scam I'd consider it a personal failure

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 18m

Respira hondo, siente la marea
Suelta el aire, deja que se vaya
El viento de abril se lleva mi alma

Aliento De La Marea

We're All F*cked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm6q...

#music #americana

Aliento De La Marea

YouTube video by We're All F*cked - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 32m

As much as I'm partial to California's forests, if Lothlórien exists on earth it's Colorado in the fall.

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 34m

the diminutive truck has a payload capacity of around 1,40 pounds and a towing capacity of about 1,000 pounds. Despite being maxed out and driving under the scorching summer sun, the unpainted EVs performed as expected on the 14-mile climb.

insideevs.com/news/775990/...

#slate #ev #truck

Watch The Sub-$30,000 Slate Truck Survive One Of The Hottest Places In The U.S.

The bare-bones electric pickup went through its first round of hot-weather testing this summer in Nevada.

insideevs.com

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 42m

*insta follow*

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

Only if you don't understand how battery manufacturing or inference work.

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

"You just like being mad" ~ guy who is mad and likes it

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

I am cats

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Murmur @pidealist.bsky.social · 7d

AI is standing in for capitalism, class resentment, alienation, artistic insecurity, and generational trauma

Every AI headline becomes a lightning rod for everything people hate about life

It often reproduces the very dehumanization they claim to resist.

Creative, thoughtful people get dismissed

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

Better to tell someone you are mocking them and get blocked for it than to mock them and for them to not realize it at all.

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 1h

My system prompt: "please stop making advances at me. I like you as a friend, but I don't have sexual feelings for you"

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2h

If you can't get ChatGPT to talk dirty to you maybe you just aren't that sexy.

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2d

Some of y'all weren't born when Napster was around and it shows

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 2h

Seems like every morning starts with me just counting up my sins
I've got friends that I should call but I don't make the time for them
I ain't sure where I'm going, I ain't proud of where I've been
Momma loves me, I'm still born again

NEEDTOBREATHE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGZ4...

#music #country

NEEDTOBREATHE - “Momma Loves Me (feat. The Red Clay Strays)” [Official Lyric Video]

YouTube video by NEEDTOBREATHEVEVO

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

I enjoyed Covid because it felt like everyone suddenly got on my level of social-aversion. Now everyone's like "You can't go bowling alone" and I'm like but what if I *like* bowling alone?

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

BUY BUY BUY

Coinpaper @coinpaper.bsky.social · 5h

Jim Cramer says, "I don’t believe #Bitcoin can reach $500K, let alone $1.0M, that’s improbable."

What do you think of Jim Cramer? 🤔

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

*you're

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

Teslas are garbage

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A living ghost with bones n shit @goofing.bsky.social · 3h

Hey all the new people from twitter. If you are a real person, dont follow me. This is a sex worker bot and starving war refugee bot fan account only.
Dont bother dm-ing me unless it is to alert me to sexy singles in my area or if your family is on the brink of death and the only cure is bitcoins.

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

No, it means the largest civil rights march of 1960 was considerably smaller than the one in 1959, the way the civil rights marches were considerably smaller than the no kings march

🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

Welcome to Bluesky; you should be as big of an asshole as you want, get added to some moderation lists, eventually all the people you would have been rude to will have you blocked and you'll have exactly the bubble you deserve!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15h

they should let humans run through the car wash like one day a week

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🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 @schizanon.bsky.social · 3h

This is why I can't be a politician, I don't want MAGA to have anything. I want revenge.

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