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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 2h

I have questions about what this woman was TRYING to do. Why did she think Toy Story 3 was on YouTube? Why specifically Toy Story 3? That is a very strange first choice for a room of kindergarteners!

rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 15h

today's coworker had kindergarteners watch 15 minutes of kingdom hearts cutscenes bc she typed in "toy story 3 full movie". she cleaned the entire classroom with no reaction to sora being on the tv and only switched it once she was done. which was also right after the word 'xehanort' was said

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 11h

Me, yelling in front of the whole school: "IT'S ABOUT A PLANE CRASH FROM 1959 BUT THE SONG DIDN'T COME OUT UNTIL 1971 WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING NO DON'T LET THE MARCHING BAND ON I DEMAND JUSTICE"

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 11h

Sophmore year of high school, chosen to play a music trivia game at an assembly as part of homecoming week.

Supposed to name song/artist/decade.

I'm in the lead. Last song is "American Pie". I say the decade is 70s, correctly. Emcee says it was the 50s, gives the game to the seniors.

Still mad.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 5d

Oh shit there's a hipster clown bar like three blocks from my house, I gotta get prepared.

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 6d

I recently declared very confidently on a podcast that Cheryl Hines had a recurring role on GLEE, and it was weeks before someone told me it was a different actress that just looks and sounds a lot like her.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8d

The Jaguars are now good at football in a funny way instead of being bad at football in a funny way

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 11d

Bills Super Bowl, Josh Allen MVP.

Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 12d

Ornithology is all about the process.

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12d

Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not

Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 12d

gulp

A screenshot from the NFL's Next-Gen Stats referencing the EPA per dropback of Mac Jones (0.12) and Brock Purdy (0.08).

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David Dylan Thomas @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social · 13d

The administration's attempt to "de-woke" our national history sites means that the names of enslaved people engraved at The President's House in Philly are in danger of being erased so we put them in the credits for WHITE MEAT: APPETIZER (and the names of slaver presidents just for good measure).

David Dylan Thomas stands in front of a large stone slab with the names of enslaved people engraved on it.

Credits from a film reading "People enslaved in George Washington's Philadelphia home: Moll, Christopher Sheels, Richmond, Giles, Austin, Paris, Joe, Hercules, Ona Judge"

Credits from a film reading "Presidents who owned human beings: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James K. Polk, Zachary Taylor, Andrew Johnson, Ulysees S. Grant"

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 15d

The only way Jon has ever been presented as having a job, he was a cartoonist who worked from home, your theory is invalid.

WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 15d

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 18d

I am here right now and given the number of Goths At The Beach I have seen today, The Cure would do numbers at this festival.

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 18d

lol I am literally here right now. I came for FoW and Letters to Cleo. Left after Cake, because fuck Lenny Kravitz.

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 18d

“I like all kinds of music.”

Ocean's Calling festival lineup in Ocean City Maryland featuring Green Day and Lenny Kravitz, along with The Black Crowes, Nelly, O.A.R., Cake, Live, The Fray, Fountains of Wayne, Spin Doctors, Letters to Cleo, Vampire Weekend, Good Charlotte, Collective Soul, Weezer, Train, Ziggy Marley

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Schneid! @schneidremarks.bsky.social · 21d

Got a new @breakingmayberry.bsky.social up and running about the School Shooting episode of GLEE and the Ryan Murphy approach to tragedy, which is basically "Fuck 'em."

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Gleekend 5: Singing

Podcast Episode · Breaking Mayberry · 09/23/2025 · 1h 16m

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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 21d

NEW EPISODE: The Glee-kend rolls on as we get to the reason for the experiment, we're GETTING SERIOUS the Ryan Murphy way, meaning EXPLOITING TRAGEDIES FOR HOT PEOPLE.

It's the SCHOOL SHOOTING episode of Glee.

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